2020-03-02 - Even Trades
Rekani is going to be Kip's DD, also make her empanadas, look at her car, AND teach her some spanish phrases. What does he get in return? Russian comfort food and slang. Someone might need to remind Kip what 'Even' means.
IC Date: 2020-03-02
OOC Date: 2019-10-16
Location: Phone Space
Related Scenes: None
Plot: None
Scene Number: 4148
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Why is there an Olympics for drinking? Is this just a Gray Harbor thing?
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Or something the country as a whole embraces?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Hold on, trying to process how a Russian doesn't have drinking competitions.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: I mean, there are. More or less. We don't have Olympics for them.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Maybe I am misunderstanding the word Olympics
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: 😂😂😂
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: I was just fucking with you. No its not actually olympics, if I'm guessing. Just an event to bring in business.
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: But if people wanna do a bunch of different competitions and make it sound difficult and hype, they'll call it the Olympics and hope they don't get sued.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Imagine getting punched in the arm right now - because that is what I would do if I were there.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Though it would probably just feel like a poke since you're too damn tall
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Anyway. It sounds fun. I think I will go to it. You and your sister should come too if you are free. But if you are not free to come can I call you for a ride home when it is over?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: I'm imagining the most adorable attempt at revenge possible.
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: I gotta check if we got shifts at Platinum, but I'll let you know. And yeah, at least I can do that. I got you, girl.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: I have been told I'm akin to a kitten or puppy when I'm angry and if everyone believes it, I can't even discount you. Sounds good. You have not gotten any more shot or anything wild have you?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Pleasantly bullet free. Honestly, it doesn't even look like I was hit to begin with. That shit is wild enough. Nova thinks I was crazy to begin with.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Good. It is a crazy story but the healed wound was there. And we know there is weird things in this town. Maybe you should invest in Kevlar just in case, hm?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Brown dudes looking for body armor are like a huge red flag to LEO's. But like... Where would you even get it? Asking for a friend. 😅
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: 😂 I have no idea. Google? Does brownish girl looking for body armor bring up the same red flags?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Nah, that's just self defense in 2nd Amendment 'Murica.
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: You talked to a dude name Clayton since you been here?
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Well then maybe I'll find out for the both of us xD. Clayton? No I don't believe so. Why?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Do they make it in XXXL?😅
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: One of the local girls from the Cabaret mentioned the name. Said he was the one to talk to about weird.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: They might! I will do research. OH! Hang on a sec. I have to show you something! Also. I will keep my ear out for this Clayton person. Always good to know people who know the weird.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: A picture comes over of a very obviously used car
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: It's ancient but it runs. Will need a little work but it will do for now. And the price was not awful
<FS3> Rekani rolls Repair: Great Success (8 7 6 6 6 5 5) (Rolled by: Rekani)
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Is that an Acura? Oh god, what did the owner actially say was wrong with it?
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Honestly? I don't know. He said a bunch of stuff but the important thing to me was that it does run and it was cheap. He changed out the oil for me. But it probably needs new tires. Maybe some new things under the hood? I dunno And it's got about a million miles on it.
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Ok, so good news, bad news. GN: those things will absolutely run forever. BN: only if well maintained. It looks like a 90's model so the parts are gonna be wild to get. Like GBU wild.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: What is GBU? And that is not...entirely surprising. Maybe you can look at it some time to see what it needs?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Girl, I'm already calling around to see what shop will let me put it on a lift. (Her other question is answered by a link to the iconic three way standoff scene from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.)
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: I just had the terrible thought of it being put on a lift and just...crumbling...that would be very upsetting. It shouldn't do that right?
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Apparently next time I go to buy some kind of car I'm dragging you with me
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: 😂😂😂 What you think cars made out of styrofoam? Nah, it'll lift.
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: How you gonna drag me anywhere? I'll tuck you under my arm.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: If you say so. And Maybe I am secretly super strong! 💪💪
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: 😂😂😂 Come at me, Bonita. It cant get any weirder around here.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Just remember that you gave the okay for this to happen. So don't be surprised if it's true! No take backs!
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Yeah, you give it a try, girl. You see what happens. 😋
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: 😇😇😇
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: On a more serious note. If you had fried dough with a filling inside, what kind of filling would you want it to be? If this drinking olympics does not kill me I am going to try to make the Priozhki I told you about. Since the owner of the house I am staying at will be out of town and therefore I will feel more free to use the kitchen
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: I mean, what's the traditional? Sweet or savory?
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Savory. The traditional filling is a seasoned cabbage/egg mixture
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: That sounds wild, I'm down to try. Usually if i'm frying something in dough, it's empanadas. That uses spicy meat.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: That sounds good too. You make me some empanadas and I'll trade you the Priozhiki! I will do some with traditional and some the way my babushka made
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Man, this went from free food to me having to do work? Ugh. Fine.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Well you shouldn't have just laid out a delicious sounding food suggestion. 🤷 You did it to yourself chelovek
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: I have googled that word for like 10 minutes. Did you just call me dude in Russian?
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: LOL. Basically, yes.
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: That's fresh as fuck. I love it.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: That sounds like a good thing then! Did you just find a new word to start using?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: I'm gonna have to hear you say it a couple times first. Gotta make sure the sexy accent is right.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: That is fair. It sounds a little different than how it looks. We will have to do a language swap with the food swap
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: These prioz... This food better be bomb, cause you just keep piling on the tasks!
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: It is even trade! Besides, you know you are looking forward to it 😛
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: What? How do you know that? Are you reading my mind right now? What am I thinking about now?!
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: That I am definitely your favorite person in town ,second only to your sister and that I better make bomb-ass fried dough?
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: I'm spooked.
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: 👻👻👻
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: 🤣Okay. Enough mind reading for me. I need to get back to looking for a side job.
(TXT to Kip) Rekani: Yeah, that shit sucks. Waiting for a callback for a gig that's tonight. Slave to the dinero. GLHF
(TXT to Rekani) Kip: Same to you. Talk soon!
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