2019-07-14 - Fair Trade

(TXT to Lex) Easton : Hey. So guess who has two thumbs and couple spare oxy's to share?

(TXT to Easton) Lex : Someone who's looking for some free ink?

(TXT to Lex) Easton : Someone who needs a sweet zombie bear on their shoulder

(TXT to Easton) Lex : You got some weird ass taste in tattoos, but I'll humor you. How many you got, and how big you want this zombear?

(TXT to Easton) Lex : How many pills, I mean... didn't see any zombears last time your shirt was off

(TXT to Lex) Easton : I already have the big red bear, he just needs some zombifying. 10?

(TXT to Easton) Lex : Dose?

(TXT to Lex) Easton : 5s.

(TXT to Easton) Lex : And we're just zombifying the bear you already got?

(TXT to Lex) Easton : Yuup. All new ink belongs to Geoff, this is just a fix job.

(TXT to Easton) Lex : Oh, yeah. forgot you were already his bitch. zombear for the 10. when you want to come in?

(TXT to Lex) Easton : We're mutual bitches.

(TXT to Lex) Easton : photo of Easton's back with the red bear in a big C on his shoulder

(TXT to Easton) Lex : mutual bitch, cash bitch, makes no difference to me. as long as we dont break code. yeah, that's an ugly ass tattoo. i can fix it.

(TXT to Lex) Easton : Sweet. Deal. Daytime this weekend?

(TXT to Easton) Lex : If we do it in one sitting, plan on a few hours. 12p?

(TXT to Lex) Easton : Sounds good.

(TXT to Easton) Lex : you're on the book. seeyou soon.

(TXT to Lex) Easton : How drunk can I be during this? Scale of 1 to Lucille Bluth.

(TXT to Easton) Lex : Depends on how much Lucille Bluth squirms with a needle in her back. need you sober to sign the contracts, then the rest is up to you. you move around and fuck it up, thats on you."

(TXT to Lex) Easton : That's fair. Can I pre-sign papers?

(TXT to Easton) Lex : Sure, but if we go that route, I'm adding an addendum that if you're shitfaced and fuck things up, its your fault 🙂

(TXT to Lex) Easton : That's fair. Maybe leave the pills out of the paperwork?

(TXT to Easton) Lex : probably for the best. i'll be sober too. already signed contracts about that.

(TXT to Lex) Easton : Yea, that's probably for the best.