2019-09-24 - I Refuse to Die Without Cake Being Partly to Blame

(TXT to Viktor) Love : is this a picture of a hammock you've sent me? are you in a tree? are you dying in the woods in a tree right now?

(TXT to Love) Viktor : I am undergoing metamorphosis. I shall become the most beautiful butterfly.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : (Yes. Yes. No, I have cocoa.)

(TXT to Viktor) Love : that was a little bit weird, babe

(TXT to Viktor) Love : (well spotted, me. that's p cool. aw man, i want cocoa now.)

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Get some cocoa. The world is your oyster!

(TXT to Viktor) Love : are you high on nyquil?

(TXT to Love) Viktor : That sounds great right now.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : My joints are telling me this week is going to be terrible.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : my joints are saying you're right. i hallucinated all night, so p sure there was a fever. good time.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Oh good. That explains the bear.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : or you live in the woods and there was a bear.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : I'm too tired to move so if this is an actual bear know i died doing what i loved

(TXT to Viktor) Love : oh, it's like that

(TXT to Love) Viktor : My hammock plan had a downside in that I can't get out of it.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : just flail. eventually you'll fall out.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : I'm somehow deeper in the hammock now.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : my advice is almost always bad, btw

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Mention that twenty seconds sooner next time.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : kinda takes all the fun out of watching you take it

(TXT to Love) Viktor : I'm not bringing you popsicles again. trust betrayed.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : that's the nuclear option. 🙁

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Go big or go home. Oh wait, already home.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : I'm pretty sure this bear is real. And wants dumplings.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : you srsly have a problem. dumplings betrayed you, you still want more.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Dumplings are dead to me, but this bear wants them. I can tell.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : is there really a bear?

(TXT to Love) Viktor : He says yes.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : ...I'm fucking with you. I'm stuck in a hammock sweating my skin off and all of my bones hurt.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : that's mean. 🙁

(TXT to Love) Viktor : I'm the worst. You back at the suites or setting up a vector nest of sick?

(TXT to Viktor) Love : heading back tonight if i can drink enough caffeine to get the energy up to find a ride.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : If this goes as bad as I'm fearing, I figure I've got maybe a day before I can't move and go in to lockdown for a week or so.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : So if I supply run as soon as I drag myself out of this hammock, you're welcome to get dropped off along the way. If not, then it cuts 5 minutes off my trip. No huge deal either way.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : so many words.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : was than an offer?

(TXT to Love) Viktor : DO YOU WANT TO RIDE IN TRUCK

(TXT to Viktor) Love : yes. not as good as a ride on the moto, but we can get cake in a truck. i need cake.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : If I bring the vincent one or both of us will die.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : not until i've had cake. i may be dying. i refuse to die without cake being partly to blame.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : ...We'll stop for cake.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : yes cake. tell me when you're in your truck. i'll get up when you're here.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Need ten to get in truck. Moving.............................

(TXT to Love) Viktor : ........Now.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : did you faceplant?

(TXT to Love) Viktor : I landed on my feet.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Then wobbled over. I've been laying down for uh... hours?

(TXT to Viktor) Love : and then?

(TXT to Viktor) Love : you'll be fine. lock your knees.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Find clothes. OMW.

(TXT to Viktor) Love : i'm wearing them. found. bam.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Gimme 15 for travel.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Oh, small question.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : Where are you?

(TXT to Viktor) Love : right. that's important. 8 elm street.

(TXT to Love) Viktor : 15.