2019-10-11 - Wakey Wakey!

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: Wakey wakey Captain! It's a perfect and beautiful day to make some progress in the name of justice! Speaking to a reporter right now. She wants to know why the PD hasn't released a statement. Do you have any comments??? 🤔🤔🤔

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: (about ten minutes later) It's four in the fucking morning.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: I can forward that along to Ms Flores, sure.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: Be my guest. Who the fuck is this, by the way?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: Cassidy Bennet. The ADA. Blond, blue eyes. About 5'3. Huge rack. What are you wearing? Whatever it is, be sure to wear a cup to work today, because I'm breaking balls. I want that DNA back from the lab on the switch car. Been 3 weeks! Where did it go? Ecuador? I know you can lean on someone for it. Just whisper sweet Latin nothings in their ear.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: Why don't you stop by my office later today. I've got some sweet Latin nothings for you, Bennet. Here's a spoiler: fuck off.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: However, if you feel like asking me for the fucking evidence like a fucking normal human being, I might be able to get it to you. Bonus points for the word please.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: Pretty please. With sugar on top. I don't care if you have to put Detective Quinoa on a mule caravan to Costa Rica - get that evidence back from the lab. Please. Mamacita wants her DNA results.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: Quintanilla. And that's an improvement.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: Is there anything else I can help you with? Or should I leave you to harass whomever's next on your shit list?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: Help me at all first, then you can ask for anything else. You want to be the law in this town? You gotta work bitch.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: PS: not on my shit list, ilu 😘😘😘😘

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: I think you have me confused with Thatchery. I don't have any such delusions of fucking grandeur. And what more do you want? Drop by my office around nine, I'll have it waiting for you.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: 🙏🙏🙏

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: See you then. But try and blow a load out before I get there. Ur 2 intense 💦

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: I beg your fucking pardon?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: Rub one out, Captain Macho. I need your endorphins flowing today. Can't have you backed up and moody.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: You wake me up at four in the morning with demands, you deserve what you get, Bennet. I don't think I'll have your evidence ready until tomorrow, come to think of it.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: It'll be ready by 8:30. I have decided. And you're going to bag a perp and get a big fucking medal and I'm going to stand in front of a camera and kiss your cheek and tell the world how great a fucking cop you are.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: I think you've been hitting the blow too hard again, Bennet.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cassidy: You wish pumpkin. 🍆 See you at 10. See? I can compromise. Sweet dreams.

(TXT to Cassidy) Ruiz: I'm on break at 10. You can come by at 11.