2019-11-26 - This message may self destruct

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : So, just to let you know... I asked what Old Man Trailer Park James Bond's intentions were with my Sparrow bird. I marched right up to his door, reeking of Hair Salon, and asked very pointed questions.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : 😆

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : And how'd that go, gorgeous?

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : He threatened to get rid of my body.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Sounds right. And?

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I threatened to kick his ass.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Sounds right. And? ;P

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I told him to beware of pancakes.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Okay, now I'm confused. Are you threatening him with morning sex?

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Did he offer to bring the sausage?

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : No, that was just a general warning about dangerous situations. And no. Neither of us mentioned sausage.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Mildly disappointed.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : He said he was afraid you were some young college girl with an old man fetish. I laughed and said he was a pervy old man with a lolita fetish.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : he promised not to dress you like a little doll.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : 😂

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Aww. There go my plans for the weekend.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I'd look cute af in some ruffles.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I would not. I'm lying.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Tell me what you thiiiiiiink.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : he also promised not to elope and have Elvis marry you two. No one looks cute in ruffles. Unless they are on your sexy panties.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : he also promised not to elope and have Elvis marry you two. No one looks cute in ruffles. Unless they are on your sexy panties.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I only wear sexy ruffly panties for you <3

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : <3

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Also, shoulda made sure he wasn't planning on asking a Cher impersonator to officiate either. Can't steal Corey's wedding plans.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I forgot about Cher. I asked about Sinatra.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I might do it for old blue eyes.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Anyway, long story short.....

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I agreed to let go of some of my concerns. But to remain open and honest with you if I do get worried. He promised he is not trying to cage my Sparrow. We agreed to be friends.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Sounds amicable.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I also accused him of minoring in psychology.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : He's very clever, yes. Not quite as clever as me, but.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I gave him my card and told him to come in for a haircut. And told him that I was still going to be calling him Trailer Park Bond. Especially after seeing the inside of that place.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Nice, isn't it? He's very meticulous. Everything in its place. I like it.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : it's kind of creepily bright.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Darling.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I am kinda creepily bright.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : No. You are beautifully colorful.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Aww. :heart_eyes:

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Can't I be both? I wanna be spooky too.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : You can be anything you want to be.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Also....... since I am still a little afraid... you ARE washing this shirt you've worn like non stop right?

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : OMG YES

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Made him buy me some of his scent so I can reapply after wash.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Weirdo 😛

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Hey, i am not the one wearing the same shirt like every day! I don't even own anything of Joey's.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Maybe you should.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Just tell him 'this is mine now.'

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : hmm

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : You are giving me bad ideas. Or wonderful ones. ANYWAY. I am gonna go charge my phone and get something to eat. <3

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : And plan a robbery!

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : You're the best. :kissing_heart:

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : <3