2019-12-13 - Opportunities

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : https://youtu.be/di60NYGu03Y

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Just a suggestion.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : HMU

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : You want me to stick an accountant in a hole and run him over?

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Not sure that's the best use of either my brains or your looks, sexy ;P

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : and I just sent that text by accident to Z. Awesome

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Z!

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Who's Z?

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : Itzhak. the Mechanic

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : so what are we soliciting me for? I mean I like cash. Big fan. Won't lie.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Nothing in particular now, but we make a fucking fantastic team.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : We should do more, you and me.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : So long as it don't cut into my regular gig. That went real well

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : You even sleep yet?

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Finals week. No time for sleep!

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Have yooooou slept?

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : You two are adorable.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Bidding on each other.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : Well It was either that or spend a grand and a half on a tree that won't fit in her trailer.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : Slept a little bit. Been sleeping bad lately. how's finals doin ya? They going alright?

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Should see what Yule's got in his. Like he lopped the top off of someone else's tree. It's adorable. :heart_eyes:

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Acing my finals, obvs.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Probably.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : No time to stress about it. So.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : I'm gonna suggest gifting sexual favors so ya don't go broke this season. It's fun, everyone wins, and you don't have to remortgage We know too many people. Srs

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Heh. Cept that all the people I wanna give that kinda gift to are already getting it 😉

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : And that doesn't quite hold up to what Yule got me.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : This girl is spoiled.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : Okay good because my brain went to weird places there.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : I like weird places.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : And your weird places are extra weird.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Which is an invitation to elaborate.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : I was gonna say if he got you pregnant I'll flatten the tires on his house

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : I'm not that careless 😉

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : But I do appreciate the sentiment.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : ANYWAY. Like I said. We work well together. You need someone handling the fussy stuff for anything else, just let me know. I owe you. <3 <3

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : And I owe you. It'll make more sense later

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : You DO owe me. Some shenanigans. For making amateur night happen like motherfucking magic.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : We need some proper mischief. You, me, Nicole and... well, figure I better know what we're getting into before I pick my partner in crime.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : Well I might be taking her away on a secret vacation soon so I'll keep you posted. We'll talk. Also you any good at math? I have questions about some things I've been working on and I've been relearning it as I go.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : I'm magnificent at math. Science is mostly just applied math.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Also, yay secret vacation. I've got, like, three of those coming up. Cuz why do when you can overdo.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : You let me know whatcha need when you need it. And you have fun out there in the real world with that badass blonde. Just make sure to bring her back, yeah? I like having her here.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : well if I don't you can get in line to kick my ass. deal?

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : I'll start grooming champions just in case. 😉

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : Do that. I've not had a good fight in a while.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Why do I get the feeling I'mma be sending some pretty boy to his doom?