2020-02-28 - You Agreed to WHAT?!?

(TXT to Enzo Holly) Hyacinth : Enzo I was just told you either got pregnant because of a lawn gnome or impregnated like several lawn gnomes or something. How hard is it to pack a spare for one and for two: REALLY??

(TXT to Enzo Holly) Hyacinth : Children are unsanitary and awful enough as it is.

(TXT to Holly Hyacinth) Enzo : I am not pregnant but I may have agreed to father a bunch of gnomes so they stop trying to murder me.

(TXT to Enzo Holly) Hyacinth : Brother, I say this from a place of love, and as someone that shares half your DNA. This is sexual harassment and you can put an end to it. Just because you are a man and unpublished doesn't mean that's okay for those women to abuse you like that.

(TXT to Enzo Holly) Hyacinth : Also think of the child support!

(TXT to Holly Hyacinth) Enzo : I don't think I'm liable for interdimensional child support.

(TXT to Holly Hyacinth) Enzo : Anyway, if I can get out of it I'm going to try to. They're really hideous. 🙁

(TXT to Enzo Holly) Hyacinth : Did you sign a contract agreement absolving you of this? Holly's good with contract. We should speak with her. Don't let Margaret know. It was already spoken of at the bar. We'll see what we can do. Are you okay? Do you need anything? Lunch? Aspirin? Vasectomy? There are enough healers it should be reversable. might help you out. 'll buy you a bag of peas if need me. I just hate seeing you miserable.

(TXT to Hyacinth Enzo) Holly : Wait. Wait. What? I just got in. WHAT?

(TXT to Enzo Holly) Hyacinth :OUR brother is being extorted to play donor to a bunch of troglodyte women. Please help me explain this to him that this is a bad idea. I think we need to find the Addingtons Do Not Tolerate Being Threatened PowerPoint presentation and do some refresh training here.