2020-09-14 - The Fourteenth

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Hey, so.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Got a situation.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : I don't suppose a joke about being pregnant with our 14th child is appropriate, is it?

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : What's up, Paji?

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : DIAF 😃

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : :<3 you too.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Sorry. So fucking done with kid jokes. So. Fucking. Done.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Yes, but I get to make at least one. It's my right as baby daddy.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Fair. <3

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Sorry you're dealing with this dumb shit too. 🙁

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : BFF lives with a guy named Greg.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Eh. It barely even registers, honestly. But the next person that says it to my face, I might drop trou and show them my vasectomy scar.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Greg runs one of the dispensaries. And maybe some side stuff, evidently.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Yeah, I know of him.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Today, bunch of guys with guns shows up harassing another roomie about where the fuck is Greg.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Get a description?

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Bax didn't get eyes on them.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Said they were looking for coke.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : And they were in a black Honda civic.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : We wanna try and get back there so he can get his shit and gtfo, but.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : I wanna make sure it's safe first. That nobody's watching.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Gimme his key, and a list. I'll go.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : I think getting a list out of him's gonna be hard right now.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : He is high. And shaken af.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : If you're okay with me coming, I'm sure I can figure out what he needs.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Understandable, babe. Let me make a drive by first, sweep the area and the property, then I'll come get you. Deal?

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Deal.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : You're amazing.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Thanks for this.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Anything for you.

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : Anything? 😏

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : Only with Dante's permission 😉

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : See. There you go. Making me remember why I fell for you. <3

(TXT to Cristobal) Sparrow : See you soon.

(TXT to Sparrow) Cristobal : :kissy face: