2019-05-22 - 732 Stuffed Unicorns

(TXT to Aidan) Easton : Yo. This is Easton, the dick from the other night. Didn't mean to step on toes, wasn't trying to box you out.

(TXT to Easton) Aidan : heh, you did get the number. and thx. not the first time, anyway. things any clearer yet?

(TXT to Aidan) Easton : Yea, baylee set things straight. Figuring somethings out.

(TXT to Easton) Aidan : cool. wanna ask things sometime, offer stands. tho maybe not so much in texts ideally.

(TXT to Aidan) Easton : I got tons of questions.

(TXT to Aidan) Easton : How many stuffed unicorns is too many? Where do you draw the line between manscaping and topiary? But you're right these are better asked in person

(TXT to Easton) Aidan : probably depends what you want to do with the unicorns and how much space you have, but i'm gonna go with 732. for most purposes. and i think if you'e drawing a line it's still manscaping, topiary's gotta go 3d. mantopiary does kinda sound like a promising new fad though. you should get in on the ground floor.

(TXT to Easton) Aidan : lemme know when/where you want to meet up, i'm pretty flexible. but disappointingly not double-jointed

(TXT to Aidan) Easton : 732 means some deep cuts in the collection, but I trust your judgement. Also Hirsuite Weekly informed me that the pubic sphere is very in this summer. ANd yea, we'll grab a beer this week.

(TXT to Easton) Aidan : always prune to the best. then find something awrsome for the others. maybe build a monument. or: topiary base. and i'm down with a beer whenever.

(TXT to Aidan) Easton : Just assume something dirty about the size of my monument. Sorry distracted.

(TXT to Easton) Aidan : washington monument does kinda look like a unicorn horn, just sayin. that's some stiff competition.

(TXT to Aidan) Easton : Not worried.

(TXT to Easton) Aidan : good, very healthy, i think we're making good progress! just tell the nurses same time next week on your way out. they're in charge of monument maintenance.