2019-06-11 - Nothing But Dick Pics

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : So, Bennie tells me you're not actually close? What's with the pic from the other night then?

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Yeah not very close, as kids she was kind of snobby so we didn't really hang. She came over and wanted to know if I could do a favor for her so I did. From there it turned to drinking and seeing how she was doing these days, nothing to worry about you dirty cheater.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Wasn't worried. Was going to ask for tips on what she likes in bed.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : And she mentioned being a bitch in high school. I really can't see it, but people change.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Have you tried spanking her and telling her to call you daddy? Let's not beat around the bush, most of the girls who grew up around here have daddy issues.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : You're like a trailer park sex yoda.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : IT is my gift and it is my curse

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Erin mention anything more about punching me? Or am I just dead to her?

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : I haven't brought you up around her man, best thing with chicks is just let it flow away. That's why I asked you what was up and not her.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Fair. Alexander brought up her name today. We got to talking about some Gray Harbor history. Addingtons. Baxters. Wanted to ask her about it, but was wondering odds on getting stabbed with a nail file.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : You might want to let it simmer but if you and Bennie wanted to hang one evening with us I'm sure that could work.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Sounds good. If I can find time on Bennie's schedule. No joke, I think she has 5-6 jobs? There's something ... off there. Not sure what yet.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Yeah that's a fuck ton of jobs, but in this town it's kind of easy to get in debt to people who won't accept bankruptcy as an answer.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Yea, got a sinking suspicion I know how that might have happened. I take it her father was a useless fuckstick?

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Winner winner chicken dinner.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Any idea who might hold those chits?

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Yeah man, but that's a bit outside of what you can deal with if I'm right, and if I'm wrong and you go asking questions then you're fucked.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Not trying to be a hero. Just see if I can't grease some wheels to relieve some pressure.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Hey man you obviously like the chick, how about this. You let her trust you enough to detail who it is going to and make sure she doesn't have like a meth addiction

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Bah. Too many teeth for a meth-head. She'd be a cocaine party queen for sure.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Given she's an emt probably safe to say she regularly has drug tests if she can get her hands on ketamine freely.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Probably true. Too bad...

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : I'll do coke and get naked with you buddy.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Done and done. I'd fuck you right now if you had a coke hookup.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Man, I'll have to see what I know as far as hookups...I've been living clean man, mainly don't ask don't tell. Have you asked bennie?

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : Haven't gauged interest. And good for you staying clean.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : Promised myself I wasn't going back ever.

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : I volunteer to hammer down whatever drugs in sight so you can stay clean buddy. I got you.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : This is why I love you, because you can make this sort of heroic sacrifice.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : I'm getting you a plaque for christmas

(TXT to Geoff) Easton : It better have a giant picture of your ass on it.

(TXT to Easton) Geoff : There is no chance it doesn't.