2019-06-14 - That Isn't a Word, Is It?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : 🍷

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : I beg your pardon?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : Oh shit

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : don't beg

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : It's a figure of speech. Beg your pardon. As in, what the fuck was that?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : i mean you can beg if you want to

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : I'm not begging

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : why do you want me to beg?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : who doesn't like a man on his knees

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : You're drunk, aren't you

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : Satan stop typing ... what maybe

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : I have a winemergency

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : No, you're definitely drunk. you're not out in public are you?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : don't be such a cop

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : someone's got to be.

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : what's this winemergency? That isn't a word, is it?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : it's i'm out of wine emergency

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : 😕

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : that is not an emergency. and what is that supposed to be?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : 🥵 dying of thirst. Hit the wrong one

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : water. drink some water.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : found some whiskey

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : Don't make me send an officer over there.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : that's disgusting. why do I have this? your advice is the worst

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : my advice would never involve whiskey.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : don't threaten me

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : I just did.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : don't lke you rn

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : I'm okay with that.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : liar

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : I'll have Moretti stop by for a welfare check later. he's already in your area.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : don't you dare he's gonna get written up

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : for what?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : 😈

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : seriously, what the fuck is that

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : jesus christ it's a demon with horns

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : don't you have demons in mexico?

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : <bouncing dots, then nothing>

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : fuck you're so old rn

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : what?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : el diablo

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : now i want tacos

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : I'm old. really?

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : you should know.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : how old are you?

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : older than you.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : no fucking shit

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : your mouth.

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : <more bouncing dots, then nothing again>

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : what about it, abuelito?

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : not happening, ninita.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : what?

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : Never mind.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : what's not happening?

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : you should really drink some water, though.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : ugh

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : don't forget the vitamins.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : i'm making tacos stfu

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : That's ironic.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : no advice unless it comes with wine

(TXT to Sutton) Ruiz : fortunately, I'm all out of wine. I've also got a 187 to respond to, so you have a good night. i'll check on you tomorrow.

(TXT to Ruiz) Sutton : oh, right, maybe 187 has some wine