2019-06-17 - Designed To Increase Human Misery
Easton thanks Alexander for checking in on him after the accident. They confirm they are friends to each other and enemies of the lizard people.
IC Date: 2019-06-17
OOC Date: 2019-04-26
Location: Text
Related Scenes: None
Plot: None
Scene Number: 394
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Not dead. Just my phone and jeep are. Thanks for sending 'good thoughts' last night. Always thought that was a load of crap, probably owe some facebook moms some apologies.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Glad to hear. It wasn't much, but glad it helped. You weren't at the hospital anymore when I checked. Home? Safe?
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Yea home. You checked? Awww.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: You seemed disoriented. I was concerned.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Well I appreciate it. I owe you one.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Nothing owed. We're friends? I am told friends are supposed to drink beer and talk about various sports. I only really do one of those things, but I am happy to listen. And check in when you sustain unusual injuries.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Friends can owe each other a beer.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Fine, fine. Beer. You can buy one. Can I ask what happened? Isolde isn't a trained observer.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Isolde told you? I guess I didn't even think to ask how you knew.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: She's a friend from college.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: We tried to find that missing girl. The house is steeped in shadows. When we were leaving creepy little girl, ghost or something popped up in the road and I swerved and attacked a tree. The tree won.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Trees often do. How interesting. Isolde seems determined to try again.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Well, I ruled out shooting the ghost nanny? Not effective.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: It's a ghost, Easton. Why would you think you could shoot it? You have a gun?
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: I've shot other things when I slipped.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Yes. But ghost.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: ::ghost emoji::
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: And what do you mean 'a' gun?
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: ...how many guns do you have?
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: ::gun emoji:: ::gun emoji:: ::gun emoji:: ... etc.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Planning to start an insurrection? We don't have much in the way of militias in this part of the state, you know.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Planning to shoot anything that needs shooting.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Interesting.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Ghosts are probably safe though.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: From your arsenal, yes. Unless you have a proton pack.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Sadly no. Not yet anyway.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: ::shopping list emoji::
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: is there a ghost busting store in town? If not: new business idea for you.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: BRB, have to try and ask if someone is a reptilian in disguise.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: Not a reptilian. My client will be disappointed.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: I'm disappointed frankly.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: As am I. I always wanted an actual reptilian. It would explain so much. Like disco.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: And birthday cake flavored Oreos. Those aren't made for human consumption.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: I agree. Those are designed to increase human misery. A tool of the Shadows for sure.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Agreed. And non-alcoholic beer. The devil's spit.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: So, you're saying...no non-alcoholic beer for Christmas, then.
(TXT to Alexander) Easton: Unless you want to end of our friendship.
(TXT to Easton)Alexander: I'll make a note. Should it become necessary.
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