2019-08-28 - No Questions Asked

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: Single now, got custody of Easton this weekend

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: No questions asked. Be safe.
(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Wait. One question. Do I need bail money? Or a stomach pump? Okay, that's two questions.

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: More likely the latter, you get take home benefits with the work one right?

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Nature gave me my own.
(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Third question. Want the apartment? I can vacate.

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: Kind of want to avoid all that for now. Sort of ended up leaning more towards being a dumpee rather then mutual break up

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Return him with his shield or on it. XOXO

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: With his shield and a sweet ass tattoo

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Sweet-ass tattoo. Or sweet ass-tattoo? How many questions am I up to now?

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: Every sense of the word

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Just make sure you spell check. How many f's are in your name, anyways?

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: 4, two are silent

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Mmhmm. So am I breaking some code if I ask if you're okay, and if there's anything I can do?

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: It sucks, kind of sad. Loved her, but realize I wasnt the dude she needed in her life and it's for the best if she was so quick to end it.

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Wow. L word. Shit got real. When you're done with bro time, I'll take you to the Platinum. Made some friends with the dancers. Nothing helps heartache more than some big fake titties in your face.

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: She asked if she could adopt more of my lifestyle. Could you imagine her enjoying the shit we grew up with

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: Sometimes a girl needs a pair of cut-offs, a cheap ass beer, and a barefoot bbq. Just sayin'.

(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: It makes the world a better place
(TXT to Bennie) Geoff: We need a party at the trailer park

(TXT to Geoff) Bennie: A proper one. Couch burning not required.