2019-09-07 - Hangover Helper

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Sorry about ditching last night.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : You get home safe?

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I did, thankfully. Thanks to Joey. I don't even remember how I got home really.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Guessing he didn't stay then? Cuz I expect that'd be memorable.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : He stayed for a little while at least. Or maybe he got me a uber and came by to check later. All I know is he was here when I was puking cinamon crap.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : 😂

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I would hope if a guy stayed over I would remember it, yes. He also seems like the kind of guy a girl would surely remember.. you know...

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Yeah, those drinks were... NOT very friendly with the tequila.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Yeah. Yeah, he does.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Did you at least have fun before things got blurry?

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : No. They were not. But, what about you? Sneaking off with the other doublemint twin. Yeah, I had fun. Way out of my comfort zone, but it wasn't so bad. Saw some kind of crazy giant dance to Candy Shop after you left. That... that was weird.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : :laughing:

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Kinda sad I missed that. But only a really really really really little.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : It's good to get out of your comfort zone.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Feel like I should maybe warn you that I'mma keep doing that until I'm sure you can manage on your own 😉

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : (Which I kinda sorta am already.)

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : It is sometimes good to get out of the comfort zone, yes. Especially when that zone has been pretty much work and trailer for a long time.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : It is sometimes good to get out of the comfort zone, yes. Especially when that zone has been pretty much work and trailer for a long time. (I accidentally sent that to Joey. Oops)

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Good! He should take that as a challenge!

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : Well you know getting uncomfortable is usually a fuck ton of fun unless you're tied up in the trunk of a Buick. Trust me, skip that one. World stop spinning yet?

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : It was definitely a good night. Sad AJ slipped off early, but absolutely okay with Jaime giving me a ride.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Think you're on your own from here, handsome.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : I have done all I can do.

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : I was going to say something, but, then you mentioned trunk of a Buick and yeah, I will skip trunks, I think. I am afraid to move out of bed, which seems stationary enough for now. I imagine if I try to stand I will feel a bit like Dorothy though. Need more water. Probably some food. Maybe I can crawl to the kitchen. It's not far at least.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : A challenge for what? AJ seemed cool, kinda quiet, but cool. I'll gladly hang out with any of you, as long as you don't like, think I am too ancient 😉

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Ugh. You old people are so obsessed with age 😛

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I wouldn't hang out with you if I didn't like hanging out with you, pretty.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : And yeah, AJ is supercool. Pretty fucking wonderful, really. Worth getting to know.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : And a challenge to nudge you out of your comfort zone again! Maybe a proper date of some sort? I admit I'm a little scared about what a date with Joey Kelly might entail but also kinda way more excited.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I'll expect details 😃

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I suspect, if that were to happen, I wouldn't be greeted with flowers and taken to a fancy restaurant.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Now I am curious. LOL

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Who needs flowers. I have no doubt it would be fun af 😃

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : You need to ask her out on a proper date whatever the fuck that entails for you.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I actually prefer live flowers. It was just an example. I am sure it would be memorable, one way or another!

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : She is so into it.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Maybe end up in jail for a night.... But you know, who knows?

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I'll start collecting a bail fund now just in case.

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : You know if just let me bring you food it seems like it'd solve a lot of these issues.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : I honestly don't know what that'd fucking entails either. Guess it's a good time to find out.

(TXT to Joey) Sparrow : Pretty sure Jaime and I can cover bail if you don't do anything TOO ridiculous 😉

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : If that is an offer, my door is probably still unlocked. I would not complain... unless you tried to bring me eggs. Oh god... please no eggs.

(TXT to Sparrow) Joey : Yeah I ain't worried. I got that covered.

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : The lock ain't a problem. you not having pancakes sounds like the problem.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I think he is probably better at not being caught than he is caught, so we'd probably be fiiiiine. Probably.

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : For pancakes you could break my door down and I wouldn't even be mad.

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : Bacon or no bacon? You didn't go to the desert and get all lacto-vegan and join a cult right?

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Almost certainly! 😃

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : Ew. No. I am not vegan in the slightest. Bacon. Grease. Grease is good. bring on the grease!

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : So what about you? Did you make it home all safe and sound? Have a visitor stay over? Have fun?

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Home safe and sound. No overnights needed. Definitely very very fun.

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : Cover self in baby oil and bring you pancakes, bacon and coffee? Yeah I can make that happen. Gimme a few.

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : ...

That is certainly one way of getting my mind off of pancakes. TBF, it's probably a good way to get my mind off most anything. What were we talking about again?

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : heh I think making you forget how to spell your own name. It's okay I'm sure it's written down for a reason. Be there in 15. What you got goin on later today?

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : My name is Joey. It's right here at the top of the text. Oh wait. That's you. 😃 Later? Nothing planned. Day off. I plan to stay away from cinnamon.

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : Well don't plan anything.

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : Important question. How long you been back from laying low in Arizona?

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : Just fucking humor me on this one. Also be there in 15.

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : I will not plan anything. About... close to a couple years now. Yeah I know, I am lame. Door is open.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : I was more getting at overnights wanted, not needed. But then I forgot what I was talking about.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I got what I wanted. Promise. 😉

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Good. I think I am about to have breakfast.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : You're not certain?

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : If you are I missed that part. I'm happy to take a good look again if you're really worried about it.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Ask him then?

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Shit. Sorry. Not you.

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Not me? No, I mean, I am certain. He's bringing me breakfast.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : OH SHIT!

(TXT to Joey) Nicole : You have a way of making me momentarily speechless.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : You enjoy that <3 <3

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Stop texting me and enjoy your breakfast sausage 😉

(TXT to Sparrow) Nicole : Well, he's not here yet, and he's bringing ba... oh. :blush face:

(TXT to Nicole) Joey : Momentarily? Fuck I'm losing my touch. I'll have to do better when I get there

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Nicole.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : You are a grown woman.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : It is okay to want some.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Nothing to blush over.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : I like Joey. He's good people.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : And hot af.

(TXT to Nicole) Sparrow : Not as hot as his brother, but. Whatcha gonna do.