2019-10-30 - The Exchange Rate for Crocs

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Hey. You don't need this shoe box in the front closet do you? Can I just dump the shoes out, or is this where you hide your porn?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Shoe box of porn? Super retro. Mine's all digital. What shoe box?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Hey, I don't know where you and Geoff keep your toys.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Looks like....

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Oh god, when did you ever wear Crocs.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : My foot was very tender after the surgery. They're very soft.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Oops, they accidentally fell off the balcony. Now I have an empty box!

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Helping Magnolia build a proton pack for Lark. Needed something for the ghost catchy box thing.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Wait we have veto power on possessions now? Because that rug in the bathroom might just catch fire tomorrow.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I made that out of recycled t-shirts! I got the idea on pinterest.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Aaand, you hate it. Okay. Vetoed.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Ty. Okay. Costumes though. Because there are four million events to go to? And all I got is M&M .. Maverick & Magnum PI.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Didn't Magnum have an alligator? I COULD BE AN ALLIGATOR.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Seriously, it's our first Halloween together and it's my favorite holiday of ever and clearly we need to go as a matching set. And I swear if you take that away from me, I'll never do that thing with my tongue again.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Ok. I'm in.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Yay! And I'm going to pretend it's not because of the blackmail.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : But I totally don't have time to make an alligator costume.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Ha. We can probably find a flight suit for you, and bam instant Goose.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : You really wanna kiss me in a mustache all night? (he had a mustache, right?)

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Is it weird if I'm okay with that? And I'm shaving down for a mustache for Magnum, and then mostly clean for Maverick. So be prepared for naked face.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : So brave.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : And yes, weird. But oddly hot. Is Goose a top or bottom?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : you could also be Kelly McGinnis, sexy instructor. A little more expected. And Goose is bottom for sure.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : With a name like Maverick, I guess you don't catch.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Yea, feels like that's a no.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Alright. Other famous couples, aaaaaand, go!

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Sonny and Cher?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Romeo & Juliet

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio. And yes, it's just and excuse to get you in a skirt that can fly up.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : As was mine to see you in tights.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Peanut butter & jelly. Salt & Pepper. Fish & Chips...I may be hungry.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Whiskey & cigar? Which reminds me Geoff's coming over soon for that. And then we're apparently doing couple-y things with him and Harper.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : And couple-y things is not code for a foursome as far as I know

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Yet.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : But Geoff and I agreed we all need some normal time. A camping trip. Bowling. A day out on a boat before it's too cold. Something

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Camping! I totally vote camping.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : But no fireside ghost stories.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Yea. No talk of ghosts, glimmer, veils, nothing. But I would be down for camping for sure.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Can we go fishing too? Real fishing. Not stripper Vegas fishing.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Neither Geoff nor I know how. But sure.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : ...

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : We're going fishing.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I have some rods in storage.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Yay

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Your enthusiasm is palpable.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Cleopatra and Marc Anthony

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Wait, that's a singer.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Nice subject change. I do look good in a toga. ? No I think it's right ...?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Marc Anthony and J. Lo.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Just a return to our original subject. I think. What were we talking about. Marc Antony and J. Lo.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : The Joker and Harley Quinn.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Batman and Robin. (Obviously I'm Robin in this scenario)

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Yay, back to tights!

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Robin Thicke in that beatlejuice suit and Miley Cyrus.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : With the teddie bear onesie? Uhm. Veto?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Mitch & CJ from Baywatch?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Is that what she was wearing? Okay, definite veto. But I'm twerking in whatever costumes we do end up in.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Do I have the boobs for that?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Is that a trick question? Yes. Yes you do. And even better, the legs.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I will not make the obvious joke. Instead, I'll work on my slow motion run.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I don't think anyone was looking at Mitch's legs, not with that chest rug.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : And you hate the one in the bathroom, but envy that one.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I'm fickle.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Bonnie and Clyde!

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : You know I'm in because that has by far the highest number of guns of any couple named so far. We would need sweet retro Tommy Guns.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I can add paper plates to BB rifles

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Done and done.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : So find us some bb rifles

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : To be clear AR-15s with no magazines are not an option?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Let me google.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I don't suppose you have plastic ones. Wait. We have these in the apartment?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : So I can get some BB guns. Sure.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : That wasn't an answer.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Yes. We have those in the apartment.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : In case of a zombie apocalypse?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Nevermind. Gray Harbor. Could happen. Carry on.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : But show me how to use one.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : That's one scenario. Sure. Also reeeeeaally fun to shoot.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Wait. Is there anything else you need to veto in the apartment?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : No. And if you love the rug that's fine.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Sweet answer. So the rug is gone.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : ::toplessbathroompic.jpg::

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I can not wait to get home to those. I mean you.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Consider it consolation. Cuz the Crocs aren't making a come back.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I might buy more crocs just so you can throw them out if this is the exchange rate.