2019-11-05 - This Might Suit
Does "it's the thought that counts" also apply to blatant objectification?
IC Date: 2019-11-05
OOC Date: 2019-08-20
Location: In The Ether
Related Scenes: None
Plot: None
Scene Number: 3116
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: Remember when I said I'd keep an eye out 'shopping' for you?
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: Mm? Found something interesting, have you?
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: Yeeeees. Quite fetching. Great taste.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: Good start. Does this catalogue include images or should I simply inquire as to more detailed copy?
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: [Includes photo. Not very tall, lean, dark hair. Well fit suit.]
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: I don't have his number because I didn't want to share.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: Oh, yes, nicely wrapped. Catalogue shopping is far less effective if you don't include the number to order, though.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: Which didn't you want to share?
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: You. You can have all the pictures
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: But at least you can have all my attention and lucky you. 😘
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: How's work?
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: Well, you can probably track that watch. He's working in city hall this week.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: Well. One does appreciate a nice picture. And now you've put me in a very difficult position, because all right, I don't particularly want to share either and it would be inconvenient if I had to do something about someone stealing all your attention and leaving me bereft.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: So I suppose I can sympathise.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: But on the other hand, really darling, would I neglect you?
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: I'm just insufficiently supplied with pretty things these days and it's depressing. Not as depressing as David's latest attempt at a creme pat, granted, but few things are.
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: Aww, poor thing
(TXT to Vyv) Hyacinth: The creme pat. You too though. And no, you wouldn't. You haven't. I might have found something for your grandmother though to send forward for holiday. I want to see if all these old bats are faulty or if my taste is becoming questionable
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: I suffer so.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: ...sometimes at her hands. What have you found?
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: Though really, I think we all know the answer to that regardless. Of course they're faulty.
(TXT to Hyacinth) Vyv: Just promise me what you've found for her doesn't also look good in a suit.
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