2019-12-31 - The Vicenzo Addington Literary Society

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne) Patrick: Now you all have each others' numbers. You're welcome.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: Thank you.

(TXT to Anne Alexander Patrick) Enzo: Sorry I don't know who this is I DELETED THIS NUMBER FROM MY CONTACTS

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: Wait. Why am I thanking you?

(TXT to Patrick Alexander Enzo) Anne: I already had all these numbers but thank you, Patrick.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick) Enzo: I also don't who these other possibly innocent bystanders are.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: Alexander Clayton.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick) Enzo: Except Anne.

(TXT to Patrick Alexander Enzo) Anne: Hello Enzo 🙂

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick) Enzo: Alexander you haven't read any of my books??? They're on Amazon.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: Are they fiction?

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick) Enzo: Yes

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: That's why I haven't read them.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick) Enzo: I'll send you copies.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick) Enzo: Signed.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: All right. Thank you.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne) Patrick: You see? That is why you're thanking me.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne) Patrick: Free "books."

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: I'm thanking Vincenzo.

(TXT to Patrick Alexander Enzo) Anne: I've read them! They're very unique!

(TXT to Patrick Anne Alexander) Enzo: Thank you, Anne! Anne is a nice person. Unlike Partrick. They're BOOKS.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: Unique is an interesting adjective to use.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander) Anne: You just have to read them for yourself. I'm sure you'll agree with me.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander) Anne: We should start a book club!

(TXT to Patrick Anne Alexander) Enzo: I'll join.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: I nominate Devil in the White City.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne) Patrick: Who is the "we" in that sentence?

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: You have to be involved, now. This is your fault.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander) Anne: I'll read the book of the week to you, Patrick. Don't worry.

(TXT to Patrick Anne Alexander) Enzo: You brought us all together, so basically, you're the founding member.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne) Patrick: I'm not the one spreading communism online, Clayton. This is YOUR fault.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne) Alexander: It's not my fault the modern aristocracy have pushed the proletariat towards overthrow of exploitative capitalism.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander) Anne: So is that a yes on the book club..?

(TXT to Patrick Alexander Anne) Enzo: Pretty sure the consensus is all yes but with Patrick being arm twisted.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander) Anne: Wonderful! I'll let Isabella know.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Isabella) Anne: Isabella, we're all starting a book club.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne) Patrick: I'm still trying to decide if I'll have time after I pick up my coronation mantle at the dry-cleaners and stop off to have my crown fitted properly.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne Alexander) Isabella: Will there be booze?

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Anne Alexander) Isabella: Asking for a friend.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Isabella) Anne: Yes

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: The Vicenzo Addington Literary Society. BYOB.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Anne) Enzo: Double Yes.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Anne) Enzo: NO

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Anne) Enzo: TRIPLE N

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Patrick Anne) Isabella: I'm in.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: TRIPLE NO PARTRICK

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: MY NAME IS NOT VICENZO

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: It isn't? What is your name? I was sure it was.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: I'm so happy right now.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: My name is Enzo.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: That's not a name.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: ??? You don't get to tell someone what their name is.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: Unless you birth them, I guess.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: That is what's left after someone amputated and tortured a perfectly good name. It is a nickname, and therefore a travesty.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Isabella) Anne: He's not WRONG. It's a nickname.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: You're both very wrong, Enzo is a name. Go look it up on a baby name website it's real.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: Is it on your birth certificate?

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: I'm not showing you my birth certificate, what if you try to steal my identity?

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: Then I'd be related to Patrick. You're safe.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: I don't think Alexander could pass for an Addington, even with all the proper identification.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: ...

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: Also true.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: I feel confused and so what I'm going to take away from this is that Patrick wants to steal my identity.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: Maybe he wants to steal your books. I don't think he's written any.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: Yes, Vicenzo. Stop leaving your door unlocked. You're making it too easy.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: Dude, stop walking into my apartment.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: At least one of those times was an accident.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: At least wipe your shoes on the damn door mat.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Isabella) Anne: Well this is an exhilarating conversation. Anyway! I will make sure everyone has a copy of the first book by next Monday.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: I will. Please buy more olives next time you're at the store. Bring them to the first meeting of VALS.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: Thanks, Anne. Patrick, I hate you.

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Enzo) Isabella: ::popcorn emoji::

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Enzo) Isabella: I can't wait. Thanks, Anne, this is a great idea.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: I feel this is going to end in tears or fire.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: Clearly.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: Doesn't mean you can refuse to attend.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Isabella) Anne: Patrick doesn't have a choice in the matter really.

(TXT to Enzo Alexander Anne Isabella) Patrick: Clearly!

(TXT to Alexander Anne Patrick Isabella) Enzo: Since the NYE party I was going to was tragically canceled, I'm going to bed. GOOD NIGHT.

(TXT to Anne Enzo Patrick Isabella) Alexander: It will be fun. The Murder Castle is very interesting. Good night, Vincenzo.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Isabella) Anne: Sweet dreams, Enzo 🙂

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Anne) Isabella: Fire can be fun.

(TXT to Patrick Enzo Alexander Anne) Isabella: Goodnight Enzo.