2020-01-20 - Exorcising Unicorns

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : So. Coffee was had. Relationship restored.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : By the coals of Java, the great blade was reforged?

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : That sounds way more poetic.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : I probably stole it from somewhere, then. But I'm glad to hear it, Bennie. You two seem good together.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : He found out about the storage unit. And gave me the stern voice.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : So I'm staying at his apartment while he's at Geoff's.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : I hate it here.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Can I crash at your place?

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : Why do you hate it? And yes. Of course.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Reminds me of all the things that went wrong. And that I lived here but it wasn't my place, y'know?

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : I can understand that.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : And I want him to start seeing men when he wants to.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : Makes sense.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : If you're not concealing where you're staying, then I take it he knows about your situation?

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Thanks for letting me know I'm not crazy.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : We got distracted.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : So he doesn't know, know.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : Why would you ever think you were crazy? Will you tell him?

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Yes, when we're not naked.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : I'm second guessing myself, that's why. But if it makes sense to you, then I'm on the right track.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : Oh that's not a great standard for anyone. Especially where sex is concerned.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : You are the most logical person I know.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : You have a very skewed circle of acquaintances.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : I love you, but shut up.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : But don't actually because there's something else.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Taking some time PTO from work next week. Time to get clean.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : That's good. I'm glad. 🙂 I'll help.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : I'm gonna be cranky.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : Yes.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : And ill.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : Kinda looking forward to it. Cranky Bennie is like seeing a goddamned unicorn.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : An angry, fluffy unicorn.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Just know I don't mean any of it, and I apologize in advance for anything that may come out of my mouth. Or stomach. Or..you get the idea.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : I've done it before, Bennie. I know. And in return, if I end up having to strap you to something, know that I mean it in care and friendship.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : First, you'll have to tell me the story. Two, that would be way hotter if I probably wasn't doing an exorcist impersonation at the same time.

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : I'll tell you the story. When you're in the middle of it all, and less likely to remember it.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Deal. Alright, back to work. XOXO

(TXT to Bennie) Alexander : Don't die.

(TXT to Alexander) Bennie : Same to you.