2020-02-08 - Kneecaps Do Not Provide Autonomy

August texts Alexander when he gets word something is up.

IC Date: 2020-02-08

OOC Date: 2019-09-30

Location: Park/Addington Memorial Hospital

Related Scenes:   2020-02-03 - Drunk Speak   2020-02-06 - Let the Right One In   2020-02-08 - Men Of A Certain Age and Experience

Plot: None

Scene Number: 3886

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(TXT to Alexander) August: hey. how you feeling.

(TXT to August) Alexander: fine fit as a fiddle hi how are you?

(TXT to August) Alexander: did the captain curse at you? i todl him not to

(TXT to Alexander) August: alexander in order for him to not curse at me he'd have to just stop talking to me all together you know that

(TXT to Alexander) August: but really how's the head doing

(TXT to August) Alexander: i told him not to!! my head hurts.

(TXT to August) Alexander: its fine though.

(TXT to August) Alexander: no brains leaking

(TXT to Alexander) August: long as they're not leaking. so did they put you on the good drugs, is that what this is? or did you crack your head going to the bathroom.

(TXT to August) Alexander: i dont know what this

(TXT to August) Alexander: What THIS y3ou are refr

(TXT to August) Alexander: referring to

(TXT to August) Alexander: these keys are so tiny

(TXT to Alexander) August: and yet you've not had trouble using them before. just saying there MIGHT be a correlation here.

(TXT to August) Alexander: they shrunk

(TXT to August) Alexander: i am,. curious. always.sorry for passing out. it was nice of you to visit. im fine. my head hurts and i thought about you.

(TXT to August) Alexander: worng person

(TXT to Alexander) August: big guy I don't think phone keys shrink and grow.

(TXT to Alexander) August: this is where I give you full disclosure, this is being screenshotted for me to show you next week.

(TXT to August) Alexander: insufficient data. and how are you defining big? i am perfectly average height. byron is taller than me. i REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS SIX

(TXT to August) Alexander: he was tiny then.

(TXT to Alexander) August: look as one of the residant talls I get to decide who is or isn't tall

(TXT to Alexander) August: that's how it goes

(TXT to August) Alexander: i think he bought inches. its not fair that hes taller than me when he used to be tiny

(TXT to August) Alexander: I am bringing this injustice to his anttention.

(TXT to Alexander) August: did you not know about the bank where you can exchange things for extra height?

(TXT to August) Alexander: i did not where is it iwanna go

(TXT to August) Alexander: do they take cash? i only have cash

(TXT to August) Alexander: oh god hospital bills

(TXT to Alexander) August: eh we'll sort those. don't sweat them.

(TXT to August) Alexander: should have ducked. this is why you should duck in abar fight.

(TXT to Alexander) August: eh it's not your fault, except for how you started a bar brawl without itzhak OR isolde, they're gonna be upset with you

(TXT to August) Alexander: I DIDNT START IT

(TXT to August) Alexander: THEY THREW A BEER BOTTLE AT MY HEAD AND SAID THEY WERE GOING TO CHAIN ME UP AND TAKE ME TO THE ASYLUM

(TXT to Alexander) August: I imagine you didn't but those two have never met a fight they didn't want in on, if nothing else to defend your virtue

(TXT to Alexander) August: wait they what?? jesus fucking christ

(TXT to August) Alexander: shhh

(TXT to August) Alexander: im not well liked

(TXT to Alexander) August: look next time you plan on talking to any of those shitbags take one of us. I promise to only break half of their bones if they act up

(TXT to August) Alexander: no

(TXT to Alexander) August: you misspelled 'some people in this town are assholes'

(TXT to August) Alexander: many. many people in this town are assholes

(TXT to Alexander) August: to be honest that's true in most cities. just this one's small, it's harder to avoid the ones you know personally. I'm sorry man. look. are you sure you don't want me to heal you up, get you out of there? I can do it from the next block over.

(TXT to August) Alexander: no. you dont need that. this is fine.

(TXT to Alexander) August: it's not about me not needing it. it's about you being in the hospital, and feeling out of sorts, with your Art all wonky.

(TXT to August) Alexander: im pretty sure i could rewrite your brain

(TXT to Alexander) August: as someone with a lot of personal, excruciating experience in that arena, I know it's not fine. it's pretty awful

(TXT to Alexander) August: pretty sure you can't. you can make me do something. well, you can try.

(TXT to Alexander) August: but it won't stick. I'll remember.

(TXT to August) Alexander: no i think i can rewrite it. I can feel the nurses memories. i think i can just reach out and change them. like a tv show

(TXT to Alexander) August: like the commands, I suspect it won't stick

(TXT to August) Alexander: insufficient data. testing required

(TXT to Alexander) August: testing is required, but not on people you don't ask first, and who don't agree.

(TXT to August) Alexander: but a lot of people are assholes

(TXT to August) Alexander: and if their brains were different they might be less of assholes

(TXT to Alexander) August: that's not really how it works, I don't think. it's not just what you know and think, society is a force too.

(TXT to Alexander) August: also, not ethical.

(TXT to August) Alexander: only one way to find out

(TXT to Alexander) August: that's what jerks like peregrine do, though

(TXT to August) Alexander: also, some of those assholes are in hte hospital with me. i can feel them.

(TXT to Alexander) August: and since I can't imagine you want to be like peregrine

(TXT to August) Alexander: hes very stylish and smart and pleasant to talk to. reminds me of zachary. including the manupulation and murder but no ones perfect

(TXT to Alexander) August: reasonably sure you're going to be sad to see that text tomorrow

(TXT to Alexander) August: because what you're implying is another person's autonomy isn't as important as your rightness

(TXT to Alexander) August: and, unfortunately, even with slime like those guys that attacked you, it's not true. but that's why you bring itzhak and isolde, who just beat them up.

(TXT to August) Alexander: fuck autonomy i have psychic powers

(TXT to Alexander) August: they're entitled to their wrong opinions, but not their kneecaps

(TXT to August) Alexander: kneecaps dont affect autonomy? dubious

(TXT to Alexander) August: they might effect judgment but not autonomy

(TXT to August) Alexander: disgree

(TXT to Alexander) August: they provide motivation

(TXT to August) Alexander: mobility

(TXT to August) Alexander: wait. you made a pun!!!!!

(TXT to August) Alexander: i like puns

(TXT to Alexander) August: I knew you'd get it. but also, I mean mental autonomy.

(TXT to August) Alexander: overrated if you think about which i am because i have mental autonomy and im using it to give mysel a WORSE HEADACHE why agust am i doing that?

(TXT to August) Alexander: now im going to sleep. my head hurts. ::apple emoji::

(TXT to Alexander) August: because your powers hit a new level and you don't know what to do about it. same way I burned off itzhak's hand.

(TXT to Alexander) August: a good idea. get some rest.


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