2020-08-02 - Lucky

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Just bought this from Amazon because it reminds me of you :: https://i.etsystatic.com/12400837/r/il/730a29/1973541888/il_fullxfull.1973541888_stpq.jpg Image of coffee cup::

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : You want to fucking come over here and tell me that to my face, cabron?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Tempting. But that's going to have to be put on hold. I have something else for you.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : Fine, I'll bite. What?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Hold on, trying to figure out how to get this to fucking thing to send.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : If it's a dick pic, you can save yourself the time and not bother

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : ::video file::

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : You should be so lucky.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : oh my fucking god I sent that accidentally to Roen. Thanks for that.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : (The video is shakey, but there are a few vehicles outside a warehouse, a shot of one of the plates. It moves unsteadily inside. Five people at a table, apparently making a deal over a plastic arms case. Gunfire erupts. Camera man moves. More gunfire. Bolt of lightening. People making the deal gtfo as video cuts out)

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Jesus fuck you're worse at this than I am.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : Who fucking asked you, god

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : Where'd you get this? Is this from your phone?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Don't ask. The dude with the braids is named Daryl. He hired Liu. In that case are 6 AK-47s that will soon be delivered into the hands of the police along with a copy of this recording. You're fucking welcome.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : (dots, then nothing for a little while)

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : Why are you doing this?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Why do you think, asshole.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : Enlighten me

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Because those guns can be used to kill people I fucking care about.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : I'm just surprised you're not handing them over to your boss. Be like Christmas in July.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : ::middle finger emoji::

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : De vuelta a ti.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Promises, promises cabron.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : The fuck more do you want, round two? I don't think you'd make it through in one piece.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : As much as I enjoyed practicing my bow-legged cowboy walk. Once more: you should be so lucky.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : I? I should be so lucky? Next time I'll shoot you.

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Sorry, Papi. Gonna have to get in line. Or at least let me recover from my recent bullet wounds, yeah?

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : Your what?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : Like I said, you're fucking welcome. Have a good day, Javier.

(TXT to Cristobal) Ruiz : Hey, wait. What's going on. you got shot?

(TXT to Ruiz) Cristobal : (no answering text)