2020-08-10 - High AND Drunk Texting

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavi. Gues wht?

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : What the fuck did I tell you about calling me Javi

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : Thats why i typed it. I can totally call you that. Its legit motherfucker! i REMEMNBER. Thanks to this weed oil shit the pizza guy has. We totally fucked. Totally.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : What?

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : You're either hammered or high

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : Both, so both. But I think that's why I remember. YOu rememnber that one weird day after we got totally wasted after my ex decided he was now my ex and I was his ex and then we both showed up at Ojeda's barbeque with a shit ton of cuts and bruises?

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : Yeah, sure I remember that. what're you getting at.

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : guesssss where the bruises came from JAVI.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : (dots, then nothing)

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : We really can't be having this conversation

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : why not? at least it means I didn't not remember because it was bad. I was just really goddamned wasted. Now maybe YOU dont remember because I was bad. Shit, was I bad? I was really super mad at Mike and you were well you.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : Look, I.. I mean I had my suspicions, all right?

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : I mean, as if I'd have let a rack like that go to waste

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : Right? My rack is goddamned fabulous. But if Ojeda had caught us man, we'd have been soooooooo dead.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : And no. No, I don't imagine you were bad at all.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : Don't let it go to your fucking head

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : I am totallt bad now though probably. So out of practice. lol. OMG I am so high. Pizza should be here soon lol. I am gonna regret this tomorrow right? But I can feel the goddamned metal holding my ribs together and I need to not feel that ya know?

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : Men love it when a girl hasn't been getting any in a while. Makes them feel special. don't worry, it'll be a selling point.

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : not for a while it won't be. I can't lift more than 10 lbs and if I even cough I have to hold a pillow against the incision. Motherfucker got me good. Srsly, your boy kept me alive I think. Good man. Keeper.

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : OMG I wonder if I'll remember this sober. Gonna delete this conversation so if I don't seem to know, totes don't tell me! Ahahaha I am too funny!

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : (dots, then nothing)

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : Sure, if you want.

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : This is cracking me up, totally, Oooh pizza is here. What the fuck is this caramelized onion and pear bullshit? At least there's a philly cheesesteak one too.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : Why are you narrating your food choices to me? you really do need to get laid.

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : Fuck Javi, I have no actual friends you know? I meamn the pizza boy is nice but he's like a fetus, and everyone else is like...work related. I know you, knew you, and shit. Some days I need something familiar in my fucked up life. Hey the pear monstrosity is actually pretty delicious, Whodathuinkit?

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : If I die in this shithole town I need you to do something for me. Get my dad out of Portland to someplace Ojeda can't get to him. If I'm not alive to do what Monaghan wants, he won't keep up his end of the deal either.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : You didn't know me then, and you don't know me now. Crees que soy un policía que no conoce a su gilipollas por el codo? O soy un sicario? Huh?

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : I'll get your dad out, though. If you need me to, yeah.

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : We worked together for two years. I thought I knew you a little. At least a little. Didn't I? I'm getting kind of groggy. Can't feel the ribs at least.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : We were undercover, Vic. you know it's a persona, as well as I do.

(TXT to Ruiz) Vic : we weren't always undercover. Damn man, you're being kinda a dick. I mean I understand why because of what all happened but damn. Ok, I'm going back to my trailer to sleep or something. Deleting this conversation, definitely don't wanna remember it now.

(TXT to Vic) Ruiz : (more dots, then) fine, suit yourself. Good night.