2020-12-21 - Y U STL BROKEN?

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Hey Your arm still fucked or U unfuk it up yet?

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : It's getting better. How are you?

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Well I don't want to shoot myself today to deny other people the trouble. I guess also better?

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : WTF?

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : People are dumb and this asshole trying to push into the city is really chaffing my balls. I'm just exhausted having to do a perimeter check every goddamn night to make sure my dogs are okay

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : Has there been trouble? And you could ask for help.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : You're healing up and I don't want holes in you either. You got enough of em.

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : I'm fine.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Good. Maintain that

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : I'll try. What about you?

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Hey I don't know what your holiday plans are but we're gonna be here and the door'll pretty much be open. If you want to come over do it

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : Yes. And same. 🙂

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : My hand is healing up. I'm good.

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : Good. Hands are important.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Yeah I had to go talk to a guy that owes me money. Holidays ya know, I got shit to take care of too

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : 🙁

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : I fucking slipped on the goddamn ice and closed my car door on my hand when I grabbed onto it

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : 🙁

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : I told Eddie if he doesn't pay me back I'm suing his ass for faulty parking lot.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Also I swear you tell anyone the truth of that I'm hitting you with a snowball. What'chu doin today?

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : 🙂 My lips are sealed. And not much. Saw Ravn off with snacks and movie at Seth's.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : He going overseas or something? Obviously not Seth

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : Yeah. Home for the holidays, apparently.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : See this is why I don't move away. It's just easier when family makes ya do shit

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Also the school district's having a thing for the faculty. You going?

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : Kelly. I'm not a teacher.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Clayton. I'm aware. But you also did them a favor

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : I hated school. Even my Dreams about it involved murdering a vice principal and things at prom trying to kill me.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Yeha no one misses that guy. You did us all a favor

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Fuck. Now I should figure out which school district be sendin the invite. Do we go or not go? Do I bring a dish to pass or a crowbar?

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Why is this a goddamned question anyways?

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : Kelly. Do not bring a crowbar to any school function.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : 🙁

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : No. Bad. No crowbars.

(TXT to Alexander) Joey : Fine but if anyone tries to eat me instead of the damn cookies again no promises, deal?

(TXT to Joey) Alexander : Deal. I don't want you to be eaten.