2020-10-08 - Texts from a Marine

(TXT to Isabella Alexander) Easton : So if Itzhak and I get hammered and snuggle tonight do you want us on the couch or in bed with you?

(TXT to Isabella Alexander) Easton : You missed my drunk texting prowess didn't you. (but you also are invited to drunken snuggles)

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : So I just invited Alexander and Isabella to drunkenly snuggle me and Itzhak... but I meant to ask you if you wanted us on the couch or in bed with you? I may be half in the bag.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Oh my sweet, gorgeous man. Use the guest room? I don't want to get in the middle of reunion spooning.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Though I might totally sneak in and take pictures.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Feel free to pose us artistically, maybe setup some lighting? I'll be passed the fuck out.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Are you okay? No punching?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I'm good. A bit of a mess seein Itzie

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I'm sure nothing about this hasn't been messy, but he missed you heaps, like woah.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I heard him looking for me in the veil Benz

(TXT to Easton Isabella) Alexander : Hello, Easton. I missed you. But I think I'd only bring the snuggle quotient down.

(TXT to Alexander Isabella) Easton : Well luck for you I'm contained. next time I'm out drunk and carousel I'm stopping in and drinking snuggling the hell out of you

(TXT to Easton Isabella) Alexander : This will end poorly. I'll probably let you try anyway.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : He never stopped trying. None of us really did.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Do you want me to come home?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : No, nope! I'm good. He's here. There's booze. but might come up later if can't sleep?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : If that giant schnozz can't snuggle you into oblivion, I'll be sorely disappointed, but you're always welcome in your own bed, E. Unless you came back with a horrible case of Veil gas or something, and then we might have to negotiate.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I got nothing on Gunner and you still knuckle him. Don't even pretend that's not a hunter sized dip in the mattress. I see you oak.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : *snuggle. *gunner. 🤬 autocorrect

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Oh that dog's been aaaaalll up on the furniture. Good luck correcting him of that behavior. Sorry, not sorry.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Can I just say how amazeballs it is to just be texting with you again?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : It helps.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : And yes, you broke our dog. But he's cute enough and so are you

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : The saying or the texting?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : texting. It helps me

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Reminds you that this is all real? I think I'm bruised from pinching myself.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : That you're here. And that it's real.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Wanna see what else is real?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : ::image.jpg of a down the shirt cell phone pic::

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I don't rmember you asking silly questions before?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : ::image of Easton's shirt pulled up to reveal his abs, which have a few more scars than before::

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I'm flirting!

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Maybe I forgot how.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Darn it, E, you play dirty.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : i assure you you're doing just fine

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I'm going to have to learn all your new scars.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I'm very down for playing find the new ones.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Do I get a reward if I guess correctly what they're from!

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : You develop reader abilities? because you fixed my pegleg without even a blink the other night.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : No, but it'd be fun coming up with absurd combinations of things! Like the Veil equivalent of Clue. It was the venus fly trap in the drawing room with a swizzle stick!

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Yea, i'm letting you decide the backstory for all new scars done and done

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I, uh, got shinier?

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Yay! Can I name them too?

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : sure. can't tell you're stronger, definitley prettier

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : D'aww. That's just your imagination.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : And you've charmed half the town, the surly part. I approve.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Not sure if it was pity or charm, but I'll take it!

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : use what you got Oakes, it's called being resourceful

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Oh, I'll use it alright. At least twice when I get home!

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : at least

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I'm being gentle with you.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Tomorrow i say you take the kid gloves off

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I immediately regret referencing kids in sexy talk

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Sext Fail

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : ok, getting drunker wiht Itz now. see you soon

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Play spin the bottle for me!

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : will send photos if it breaks that way

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : You really are the best.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : I am.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : And modest too! Love you to bits, have fun playing with your friend.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Wait. Phrasing.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : Eh. Accurate

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : 😂