2020-10-26 - Drubken Textin

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Beer drunk is a crap shoot.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Depends what you were shooting for, I guess

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Went for calmed down, feel fuckin depressed as hell.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Calmed down? The fuck did you do?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Feels like when I'd come back from deployment and party like hell only to end up picking fights and starting shit. I feel twitchy af

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : (dots for a moment)

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : You want me to stop by? I could help you out. For a little while.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : No. I'm fine, just whining. And durnk.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Clearly.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : You and Bennie doing okay?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Not really. I'm stuck in the same loop of wanting to do the right thing but fucking that up at every opportunity

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : What are you fucking up this time

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : I offered to give her the bar. She'd been running it and I didn't want to swoop back in and that wasn't the right thing?

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : What do you figure that told her, when you said you'd give her the bar?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : told her? It told her I wanted her to have the bar? I didn't say it was to keep my name out of certain conversations.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : She got pissed. doesn't want the bar. doesn't understand what I'm doing.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Well, what the fuck are you doing?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Trying to keep her safe.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : I shouldn't have come back

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : You think she might want a say in how she's kept safe? And fuck's sake, Marshall, don't fucking pull that sad sack shit on me

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Yea well this is the part I fuck up. Hot dirty makeup sex, got that on lock. Talking about future and shit that I haven't said. I start giving people bars. Or something.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Which you would drink is a nice thing?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : think

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Freudian slip there, cabron

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Giving people bars. I sound like a Marshall. fml

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Anyway, maybe stick to the hot dirty makeup sex next time, and ask a friend before you start giving away bars. Not too late to take it back, and tell her you fucked up, is it?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Not too late. I just need to get my head on before we talk again.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : And sorry the dirty makeup sex is limited to Benz unless i really fuck up and then I'm drunk dialing the fuck out of you. u up papi?

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : The hell are you apologising to me, I've already got my hands full with two boyfriends. And yeah I'm here, what?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : No that was my opening line if I get my fuzzy ass thrown out.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : That? That's your opening line for dirty makeup sex with me?

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : I know I'm getting her confused with KK. Feels too similar, still can't .. No, obviously I tell you I'm a better shot.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Get you all pissed off an angry

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : And then I laugh so hard I suffer a hernia and have to wake Rosencrantz up to get me to the hospital, and there's no dirty makeup sex

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Thanks for making the old infirm joke for me. That was the second part

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : I seem to rmember that working last time?

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Fuck you, I didn't say anything about being old or infirm. young people can suffer hernias.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : hey, I don't want to fuck this up. I'll explain about the bar.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : shit, ignore that

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : hey, id don't want to fuck this up. I'll explain abou the bar. And you're right.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : And in this scenario do I have to figut off the two bfs before we do the dirty? Not sure how that works. And since when only dudes?

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : I don't fucking know. I used to fuck only women. Lots and lots of women.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Aww, and I then me. That's sweet. I ruined you.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Don't flatter yourself, baby. Cavanaugh ruined me long before you came along.

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : Uh, phrasing

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : no, that's about right

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : Tom ruined me.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : in every sense of that word

(TXT to Easton) Ruiz : I know.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : I trust you.

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : ty. eventually I'll stop eating crayons and learn to use my words.

(TXT to Ruiz) Easton : sometimes i think you do

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : Missing out on crazy post ambush sex was punishment enough.

(TXT to Easton) Bennie : And to be clear, I meant for me. 😉

(TXT to Bennie) Easton : both of us