2020-11-15 - Where Mah Brownies At??

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : Why did you change your numbner?

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : The fuck you on about

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : I just tried texting you like 14 times and it said no

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : Looks like you got it back. gud

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : I don't know who the fuck you were texting but it wasn't me

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : no one apparently

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : look

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : dude

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : What

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : well I'm glad you asked

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : Asked what, what the fuck you on about

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : why you doin this? You know I have like five feelings, and I had to steal two of those . Why you gotta kick me in all of em?

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : You making the Dutch guy brownies but we can't hang or get ribs or shit and I don't get what the fuck I did

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : the hell do you even know I'm making abildgard or however the fuck you spell his name brownies? Who told you that?

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : You want some fucking brownies? you can have some goddamn brownies, fuck's sake

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : I got people man

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : I bet Rosencrantz snitched to you

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : Yes I want brownies and I want my goddamn friend back What the fuck

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : You don't even trust your own people

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : Stop worrying about Nestle Conspiracy Ahoy cookie brownies and just answer the question man.

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : (lots of dots, then nothing)

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : and don't tell Clayton I got my phone back or he'll take it from me again

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : I don't have people, Kelly. I'm an asset or I'm a liability, I'm a weapon in a war, nothing more than that

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : Alexander took your phone? that's fucking rich

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : Bullshit. You were my friend.

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : say what you want, but you know it is what it is.

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : No I really fucking don't

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : You really don't know how this game is played, do you?

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : Guess I don't

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : you know what I want?

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : Not a fucking clue

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : I want to see you do this gym teacher shit for real. I think you could do it, you know?

(TXT to Ruiz) Joey : I am doing this gym teacher shit for real. While you decided I was a extendable I got certified by the school board and shit.

(TXT to Joey) Ruiz : Extendable what now

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Dude explain to him what it means to call someone extendable like a liability. I can't type

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : There are words there, but I'm not sure what they mean? Expendable? Or extendable like a warranty? Also, hi.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : I need you to help me dictionary at him. I'm upset. My brain feels like soup right now, and I'm down a guy.

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : Down a guy? Did someone get hurt? Javier, apologize to Kelly.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : what the fuck I haven't done anything

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : You hurt his feelings and won't eat ribs with him.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : I don't have to eat ribs if I don't want to

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : I don't even sorta care about the apology I want my goddamn friend back

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : You know it's not about the fucking ribs.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : you always want to

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : Whose side are you on anyway?

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : I like you both. ::sad face emoji::

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : We used to be on one side

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : sorta

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : No. ::sad face::

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : But we can still be friends.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : We were never on one side

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : hey did you know Joey's certified by the school board to do gym teacher shit?

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : Yes. I knew that.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : Oh. well, I didn't. I mean that's good. for him. he'll make a good gym teacher. I'd have liked him, as a kid. And probably given him a hard time.

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : He's an excellent coach. He'll do well at it. My dad likes him.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Yeah that's a little weird, let's just agree on that part

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : Your dad? I don't know if I'm high or if you really said that

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Coach Clayton was my coach when the state took me and my brother

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : My dad coached football at Addington High. He has opinions. I get to hear them. He thinks Joey's doing a good job.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : He do?

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : does?

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : thank fuck I'm not an English teacher. I feel bad for them this week.

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : Yes. I think there was a little passive aggressive grumbling at never getting Coach of the Year, but in general, yes.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Yeah Thomas Fucking Addington. I thought his ass was dead and then he's trying to drown my fucking ass and hurt Nicole.

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : Thomas Addington is not my dad.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : That man does not get to apologize to me with a box of fucking brownies. I'm a find him and punch him repeatedly in the ghost face until he's still hurting in the after afterlife

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : No the award they had was sponsored by him though

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : My hole gym is named after him

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : Or did I miss a part of oh. Yes. It's awkward.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : not My my gym. That's my graddad. yeah the HS one

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : fucker

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : not you

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : Wait who are you punching now

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Thomas Addington's bitch ass ghost almost killed me. Hurt Nicole. Broke her fucking arm.

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : Thomas' ghost.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : bitch ass ghost

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : he made you brownies too?

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : I never took that close a look at his ass, Joey.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : no he didn't make me no goddamn brownies

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : But you should. Javier. Make Kelly brownies.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : I saw something about brownies

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : he's already fucking guilted me into making him brownies

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : yeah I said he doesn't get to make apology brownies.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : along with half the fucking town

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : But not me. 🙁

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : I don't care if they get fuckin brownies

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Clayton you can have like half of mine

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : ::party hat emoji:

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : Does Javier get to come to the turkey frying?

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : I'm still mad

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : :>:|

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : What turkey frying

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : We're frying a turkey over in my driveway. You should come

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : But he could bring brownies. And you could be friends again.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Oh yeah I guess there would be an exchange of foods

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Can you bring napkins? We might be close to out

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : oh so you didn't think to invite me to your turkey frying but you want me to bring brownies and napkins

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : I fucking see how it is

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : This got decided 11 minutes ago

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : Yes. Ravn punched us.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : You're technically the first person we invited

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : (dots)

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : You got punched

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : by ablidgardd?

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Ravn laid him out and broke Monaghan's nose

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : applegarb yeah

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : He is feisty.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : that is the funniest shit I've heard all week

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : it was very funny. Still hurts. But funnyhurt.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : wait Monaghan which monaghan

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : Seth. Ravn isn't dead.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : YEha there's no business on the table. It was all in teh ring

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : You have got to stop calling him Monaghan

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : I can't just change his name. Clayton will punch me. And be sad and shit.

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : I would be okay with changing that name.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : You can't change the rules! I swear to Christ I fee l like I'm the only one that cares about the rules anymore

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : How did that happen? How stoned are we that I'm the rules-carer-abouter?

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : It's entirely within the rules. Names are identity. Changing a name changes the identity.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : Seth. his name is Seth

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : :>:|

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : We like you, Kelly.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : We're gonna try to not burn down the house in an hour. You bringing napkins or what?

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : He will. I will come find him if he doesn't.

(TXT to Alexander Joey) Ruiz : See what I can do. don't threaten me, Alexander.

(TXT to Joey Ruiz) Alexander : It wasn't a threat. ::frown face emoji:: I like you.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Yes dude we are threatening to feed you the best damn fried turkey this side of thanksgiving. Your life is terrible

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : woe is you.

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : It wasn't a threat! It was a forceful invitation.

(TXT to Alexander Ruiz) Joey : Clayton you need me to pick you up lemme know I gotta call Nicole to tell her don't park in the driveway. Don't need to get divorced before i get fuckin married.

(TXT to Ruiz Joey) Alexander : I can walk. It's lovely to walk. I like the breeze on my skin. It's very breezy.