2019-09-28 - Cloud Key - Motel California

In the Dream, Haven, Roxy, & Ruiz chose to pass through a door into the corridor of a spacefaring vessel. Sometimes the power of panties compels you. (Directly after Motel California Fever Dream log.)

IC Date: 2019-09-28

OOC Date: 2019-07-06

Location: In Spaaaaace!

Related Scenes:   2019-09-28 - Leaf Key - Motel California   2019-09-28 - Motel California (Fever Dream)

Plot: None

Scene Number: 1887

Event

The instant everyone is through, both doors slam shut with a loud and resounding THUMP. Inside, there is no door handle, no keycard slot, no nothing, just an upright white door standing in the center of metal corridor, bulkheads groaning heavily.

The corridor turns, and around that bend, stacked, heavy metal and rubber crates are strapped down to bolts in the floor, tension holding them down in case of loss of gravity or damage to the hull. It becomes clear, from the scent of recirculated air, the coolness of the bulkheads, and a view out a large ballistic glass port, that this is a ship. In space. The elegant blackness is littered with stars, and, not too far off, a nebula.

It's really quite breathtaking, or terrifying. Depends on how you like your dreams.

In the background a rhythmic and closing thump.

There is one open doorway up ahead, just to the left. The hatch is cracked open about a foot.

<FS3> Haven rolls Stealth (8 7 3 2 2) vs Listening Ears (a NPC)'s 5 (8 5 4 2 2 1 1)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Haven.

<FS3> Roxy rolls Stealth (7 7 6 5 4 3 3 2) vs Listening Ears (a NPC)'s 5 (7 7 6 6 4 3 3)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Listening Ears.

<FS3> Roxy rolls Alertness: Good Success (8 7 7 6 4 2 1)

<FS3> Ruiz rolls Stealth+1 (8 7 7 5 4 3 1) vs Listening Ears (a NPC)'s 5 (7 6 5 4 4 1 1)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Ruiz.

<FS3> Ruiz rolls Alertness+1: Good Success (8 7 6 5 4 4 4)

<FS3> Haven rolls Alertness: Good Success (8 7 7 6 5 5 4 1)

Is he sure? "No," is Ruiz's honest answer, his voice echoing tinnily in the plain, sterile space they find themselves in. He's still got his gun up, finger resting along the barrel and braced loosely with his left hand. He lets Haven take point, while he slots in behind Roxy to bring up the rear.

The burble of conversation from inside the door stops, and it was really so low, it was hard to hear until it stopped, the background hum of air scrubbers covering it almost entirely. There are at least two voices, and now the soft sound of feet passing over the bulkhead is audible.

Roxy stays as close to Ruiz as she dares. The man still generally makes her nervous, but he is a familiar fear in a place unfamiliar. Once she sees out the glass port though, her breath catches in her throat and her face gains an expression of wonder. The nebula is beautiful and so like a dream. "How is this possible?" she asks. Then she reminds herself she is in a dream. She's a little confused as to why Javier is in her dream, and will have to psychologically break that down later.

When the others catch up, Haven is standing before the viewport and staring out at the nebula in the distance. Her gun and flashlight are pointed at the floor for now as she stares with something approaching awe.

This is interrupted by the approach of the others and she raises her weapon again, turning to look in the direction of the hatch further up the hallway. "I hope this is Star Trek and not Aliens." A beat. "I'd even take Battlestar over frakking Aliens."

There's likely less than three seconds for them to choose what position to take, and it's either run past the open hatch, take cover, or retreat to the white door and hope you can find a way to open it. No time to discuss, not a lot of places to hide. The threat level is unclear, but someone knows you've arrived.

Ruiz is trying his best not to think too hard about this. The harder he thinks, the more fucked up he's going to realise it is. And he doesn't have time to ruminate on fucked up things. Right now, they need to focus on surviving this, because if he dies in here, Sutton's going to.. "Hold up," he hisses at the pair ahead of him, and flattens himself to the left of the hatch, thoroughly ignoring the quip about Aliens. Not thinking about that. Gun up, he motions for Roxy to get behind him, and slides his finger over the trigger.

At Ruiz's order, Roxy does as bidden, getting behind the man and putting her back to the wall. She holds her robe closed over her at the sounds coming towards them.

Haven ducks behind the nearest crate and keeps as much of herself as possible behind that cover, pistol and flashlight (turned off) at the ready. "Gray Harbor Police Department, identify yourself!" she calls towards the slightly open hatch.

In the background, the hum continues, the soft hiss of air circulating out of a few vents high on the bulkheads in the interior.

Stepping out of the hatch are two figures, both lean and lanky, wearing variations on tanks and tees with cargo pants and plain black tactical boots. The each have a sidearm strapped to their thighs. And when they notice these people, dressed so curiously, both reach for their weapons, with startled sounds. This gives our heroes the initiative to call out or shoot first.

There's no telling what these spacers will do. They don't seem to have responded to GHPD's orders.

<FS3> Haven rolls Leadership (7 6 5 4 3 2 1) vs Slim & Ziggy (a NPC)'s 2 (7 5 3 1)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Haven.

Roxy spends a luck point. Reason: Don't shoot us!

<FS3> Roxy rolls Presence+Leadership+3: Good Success (7 7 7 7 5 3 2)

<FS3> Ruiz rolls Melee+1 (6 6 5 5 4 2 2 1 1) vs Slim & Ziggy (a NPC)'s 2 (7 3 1 1)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Ruiz.

<FS3> Roxy rolls Presence+Leadership+3 (8 7 7 7 2 1 1) vs Slim & Ziggy (a NPC)'s 2 (6 6 6 1)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Roxy.

<FS3> Roxy rolls Leadership+3 (6 5 5 4 4 2 1) vs Slim & Ziggy (a NPC)'s 2 (5 4 3 3)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Roxy.

No, of course they don't. Because this is a Dream, and they aren't in Gray Harbour anymore. When Haven's barked order is disregarded, and the interlopers start reaching for weapons, Ruiz doesn't hesitate. Hesitation means getting killed, and getting his companions killed, so he steps in to try to wrestle the gun of the nearest spacer out of his or her hand. He'll leave the talking to the girls.

How does a one get two space faring dudes to not shoot you? Well, Roxy drops her bathrobe and holds up her hands in a move that gets the edge of her nightie to lift up and flash them some panties. "Please! Don't shoot! We got lost!" she pleads.

Haven pops up from behind her cover as Ruiz goes in to try some melee action. And then there's the stripper jumping in with some distraction. So she shouts, "Show me some hands, do it now!" Her pistol is up and leveled at the spacer that Ruiz isn't going hands on with. More softly, she asks, "What is this place? Where are we?"

Slim seems to be somewhat distracted by the panties. Ruiz easily disarms him, and his gun is gone beforehe even knows what hit him. His brain hasn't even had time to process what the fuck Roxie just said, because panties. "We ain't pay no credit for a Pleasure Provision this rid —" Where's your gun, Slim? Where. Is. Your. Gun. Oh, Ruiz has it.

Now Ruiz has two guns.

Ziggy doesn't know what's going on, and though he did get his hand on his weapon, and even partially out of his holster, he must not be the brightest self-charging cell, because he just stares at Haven's Cheer Bear jammies. "This here's the Mining Transport 1102 bound for Cerene 12. Is this a surprise inspection?"

The thumping that they heard earlier BANG BANG BANGS louder and out of the darkness at the end of the corridor: A large metallic bot comes striding out of the darkness, shaking the deck with every step. It's easily eight feet tall, testing the upper limits of the framed in hall. Just as everyone was getting along, too.

Both Ziggy & Slim yell and dive for cover, (assuming Slim can escape Ruiz) though Ziggy his the plating on his back, rolls over and immediately tries to raise his weapon to fire on the Death Robot.

<FS3> Haven rolls Firearms (7 5 2 2 2 2) vs Death Robot (a NPC)'s 4 (8 6 5 5 4 2)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Death Robot.

<FS3> Ruiz rolls Firearms+1 (8 7 6 6 6 5 5 3 3 2 1) vs Death Robot (a NPC)'s 4 (7 7 6 4 2 2)
<FS3> Victory for Ruiz.

Haven spends a luck point. Reason: 1

<FS3> Haven rolls Firearms (7 6 4 4 4 2) vs Death Robot (a NPC)'s 4 (5 5 4 4 3 2)
<FS3> Victory for Haven.

Rather than dive for cover, Ruiz strafes right to open up his line of sight on the stompy pile of metal that Ziggy and Slim seem so afraid of, and pops off a triple burst aimed at taking out a leg. No silencer on that gun; the crack of its report is loud in the confined space they're in.

<FS3> Ziggy (a NPC) rolls 4 (8 8 4 2 1 1) vs Death Robot (a NPC)'s 4 (7 5 4 2 2 2)
<FS3> Marginal Victory for Ziggy.

Well, that worked way better than Roxy expected it to. And then...blink blink. There is a giant death robot looming. "This is the strangest dream I have ever had. I should not have had Taco Bell so late at night."

The bot has got to have some sort of sensors to see them all, right? And if Battlestar Galactica has taught her anything it's that eye sensors are red and glow. When Haven fires her little 9mm, it puts out the bot's left eye. She reaches a hand out and grips Slim's shoulder, tugging him along with her as she retreats back towards her previous crate-y cover. "You are totally failing this surprise inspection, sir. Did you know you have a killer robot onboard? You're going to lose your Space License."

The Death Robot, and you can tell by Slim's whimpering and Ziggy's unloading his entire weapon into its face, takes another long striding step only to find one of its legs so weakened by de la Vega's gunfire that it crumples wholly unable to compensate, thanks Haven's round crashed through its eye sensor into something important in its reinforced-everywhere-else metal cranium.

Roxy's panties have no measurable effect on the Death Robot, but there's no accounting for a machine's taste, you know?

Slim coughs out on a sob, "That ain't a Death Robot. That's our cook. She's been a little buggy since somebody spilled liquid jell-o in her charger last cycle. I never expected this."

Ziggy doesn't stop firing even after the hulking metal beast goes down, not even after a heavy and reverberating CLANGGG--GG--GGG that echoes through the ship.

Ziggy could have stood a longer look at the panties.

The Chef/Death Dealer Bot falls, one eye glowing still, servos firing intermittently as it cycles down. Is it dead? Is it really dead, though?

"What did it cook for you?" Roxy asks Ziggy curiously. She's pretty much decided this is all just a crazy, Cheesy Gordita Crunch fueled dream.

It's only after he's put three rounds into the robot's knee (or whatever passes for it) that Slim deigns to point out that this is no death robot, but their fucking cook. "Fuck," the captain announces with some irritation. He could've saved those three rounds for something more worthwhile. He steps around the presumably powering-down machine, weapon still trained on it as he moves to the other side of the hatch and sights down the corridor. "There's got to be a door or a.. an airlock or something," he murmurs to his companions. A way out. His Dreams, thus far, have always had one.

"Oh. Oh dear," Haven actually does look a little upset after Slim clarifies that the death bot is their cook. "She is really rather large for a Chef. Your kitchen must be huge."

With the robot down, she moves towards the hatch, though she keeps her pistol still trained on the poor thing just in case it's out for revenge.

Ziggy the high strung takes several breaths, "Chicken pot pies." Do not ask where they get chicken in space. He glances up from emptying his weapon and jams it into the holster. He actually blushes when he looks up at Roxy. Mainly because he's looking UP at Roxie. IfyouknowwhatImean. He coughs, "Ma'am," and looks away.

Slim says, "You know how long it took me to get my space license? Ma'am, say it ain't so?" He scrabbles about, struggling to stand with help, if it's offered. "Can I.. how about I show you to the bridge and our captain?" He nods forward from whence the death robot — cook — came. "She used to be a security bot, but mining ships got little call for that." Somebody forgot to overwrite that programming.

Beyond that shadowy patch of corridor is a single closed bulkhead, oddly with a keycard reader plugged into it.

Roxy just looks to Ruiz and Haven and shrugs, following those two. They're the ones with the guns.

The bridge? The captain? Ruiz turns from his scanning of the hallway in both directions, and studies Slim for the longest time before nodding once. "Fine. Don't bother trying anything." He blows a breath out his nose and motions for Roxy to follow, again.

Haven is already moving forward to that door and the keycard reader. The flashlight is jammed in her pocket and she pulls out the cloud card again and tries it in the door. "Second time is the charm."

The keycard is inserted, and the lock flashes green. The hatch swings open, and behind it is a room from the Sea View Suits, perfectly normal. Each of you will see your OWN room, not the same room, as evidenced by your belongings. When you step through, each will return to their own room, the ship left behind with the heavy groan of the bulkhead settling again, and remembered glimpses of that pink-tinged nebula.

If you dream of a Neil Degrasse Tyson rap after that, well, that's your brain talking, isn't it?


Tags: #veilflu2019

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