2021-11-27 - Drunky McDrunk Face Texting

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Who recieves this send booz

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : ... I have no idea who half of those numbers even belong to. Including yours. Hi?

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie Ravn) Alexander : I think you have booze, Bennie.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : This is Bennie, who dis?

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : Please tell me you didn't just text half a dozen random numbers.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : booze isn't random

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Yes

(TXT to Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Cassidy : Unsubscribe

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : put a dime bag on credit?

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : I know we haven't talked for about -- six months, maybe longer -- but, uh, are you ok?

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Do I look okay?!

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Alexander : Bennie. I have an office. It is beautiful and probably filled with murder.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : MURDER CANNOT BE SMOKED

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : Rented a place at Leontes' after all, then?

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Who is Lentes and how did he get in my phne

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Alexander : You could probably smoke murder. If you tried.

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Alexander : She. And she owns a building. And yes.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : Perdita Leontes. She purchased the Bauer building downtown. And she's renting out offices, yes.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : I have had enouth murder. Need booze. Possibly weed.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Eddie Bauer? I love that guy.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : tell him metero-lumberjacks errwhere owe him one

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : You are very, very drunk, aren't you?

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : suddup yr drunk

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Alexander : That's a yes.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : I'm working on it with a friend. Please tell me you're not drinking alone.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : I HAVE A DOG, TYVN

(TXT to Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Cassidy : Ravn why are you including me in this text group?

(TXT to Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie Cassidy) Alexander : Why not, ADA?

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : RAVN OMG HI

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : I'm the one who texted you, Bennet.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : ... Who the hell did you think you were texting?

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie Ravn) Alexander : Wait, why does Bennie have the ADA's number?

(TXT to Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie Ravn Alexander) Cassidy : I know. I asked ypu why.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : MY NAME IS BENNIE NOT BENNET OMG

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : ALSO HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOK

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : Sorry. Got startled. Cat pushed a whiskey bottle off a table. I meant to say, I am NOT the one who texted you, Bennet. BENNET not BENNIE.

(TXT to Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie Ravn) Cassidy : Ravn thinks he's my old gym teacher.

(TXT to Alexander Easton Ruiz Bennie Ravn Cassidy) Tor : I'd hook you up but there's a cop in this text chain.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : CASSIDY

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Alexander : She's not a cop. She's an ADA.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : hey does washingtn have the death penalty? Asking 4 friend.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : I may be a teacher but gym's one thing I sure as hell never taught.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : Also going to kill my cat. That was a 12 year Glenfiddich.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : OMG, tell your cat to bring me booze

(TXT to Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Cassidy : The State of Washington does not have capital punishment.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Spank me dady

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Wait that's th eother one. Corperial.

(TXT to Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Cassidy : Corporal punishment is legal providing it is moderate and reasonable.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : u make a pretty cupcake

(TXT to Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Cassidy : thx bb <3

(TXT to Alexander Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie Cassidy) Tor : I'm too stoned for this conversation. Sober people, talk her down. This is above my paygrade.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : wait..wait..I need pizza. With a side of oregano. wink wink

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Tor : Fool me once.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : I'm pretty sure it's above my pay grade as well. Also, not quite sober myself.

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie Ravn) Alexander : Someone is going to regret looking back over this in the morning.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : did someone say gay parade?

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : I'M IN

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Tor : That's every parade in this town

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Bennie) Ravn : Sounds like Main Street in Gray Harbor any Sunday afternoon, yeah.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : omg we need itzhak

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Tor : But seriously. I'm out. Drink lots of water.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : wter does not have booze

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Tor : Don't make me be the fucking responsible one, Oakes. It's not natural

(TXT to Cassidy Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie Tor) Alexander : He has a point.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : Oakes that's me! WOOOO!

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Tor : thx man

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : I had his point. A+ would recommend.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : You guys are uesless. gnght

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : love you!

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Alexander : Goodnight, Bennie.

(TXT to Cassidy Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie Alexander) Tor : no comment

(TXT to Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie Alexander Tor) Cassidy : No one save this number

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : text eason I got the bed warmed up time to come home baby

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : shit no

(TXT to Cassidy Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn Bennie) Alexander : But you apparently make very good cupcakes, ADA.

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : stop voice command

(TXT to Cassidy Alexander Tor Easton Ruiz Ravn) Bennie : I said stop end text