Itzhak

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Itzhak Rosencrantz
Full Name
Itzhak Rosencrantz
Position
Loudmouth Mechanic
Gender
Male
Hair
Black, curly
Eyes
Hazel
Skin
Olive
Height
6'1"
Physique
Lean, wiry
Played By
Adrien Brody
Birthdate
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Age
39
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Supplemental Information

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”
― Steve Irwin

“Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed Fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

"I will be your shield!"
― Reinhardt, Overwatch

"When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
― Captain America

The tall guy with the nose
Itzy
It-Z
Z
Roz
The snarly mover
Pansexual lighthouse
Big nose, talks funny
Rosie
The fairy king

Yiddish is a creole created when Jewish people fled to Europe. A mix of Hebrew and medieval German, it's a unique language almost stamped out by World War II. Itzhak speaks it natively, and he's known to sprinkle English pretty liberally with Yiddish. Colorful idioms, backwards constructions (Yoda has a real Yiddish vibe), and wicked insults are all big parts of Yiddish. Here's something most American English speakers don't know: Yiddish has had an enormous influence! Ever said 'glitch', 'bupkis', or 'chutzpah'? All Yiddish, baby.

I'll usually explain Itzhak's use of Yiddish in my poses, but I realized, of course he is going to use Yiddish to describe Glimmer things. So here is an in-progress lexicon of that.

Makher - In Yiddish this means a maker, a fixer, a person who makes shit happen. Gantzeh makher is the Yiddish phrase meaning, in English, 'a mover and a shaker', 'a big shot'. Itzhak has adopted this word to mean people like him, high in Physical Glimmer.

Ferkakte - 'FUBARed' is the informal English equivalent of this word. Itzhak uses it when someone's messed up or driven crazy by the Bad Men.

Relationships
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August

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Finch

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Ignacio

De Santos could fertilize the whole Dust Bowl with the amount of bullshit comin' out of him, and if you want a straight answer you'd better hope it's a blue moon, but. Yannow. He's still a decent honest guy. The putz.

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Isolde

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Rebecca

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Alexander

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Lex

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Minerva

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Cristobal

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Easton

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Joey

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Joseph

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Sparrow

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Ruiz

"'You must be very patient,' replied the fox. 'First you will sit down at a little distance from me--like that--in the grass. I shall look at you out of the corner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source of misunderstandings. But you will sit a little closer to me, every day...'"
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

July Talk - Guns and Ammunition

Guns and ammunition
Make bullets out of you
You speak dynamic fiction
And I see right through that too
When I think about you
My whole world falls through

System Information

Ex-Con: Itzhak did time for bad life choices in his misspent youth. Rumored to be active in town working for Joey Kelly.

Fiddler: He's a talented and skilled musician. Want to start a band?

Glimmer: Powerful Physical Glimmer lets Itzhak disassemble, operate, and repair any kind of machine. And you know, throw stuff when he's mad.

Jewish: Vos makhstu? He speaks Yiddish and grew up Jewish in Manhattan. That's really Jewish!

Mechanic: He's gifted with anything mechanical.

Repair Guy: He's also gifted with the ability to fix damn near anything. Everybody needs something repaired, right?

Whadda YOU looking at, pal? This tall wiry guy has a big crooked nose, a New York accent that could strip paint, and an irritated glare. He's dressed like he works for a living, not some yutz who sits in an office all day. His hands are all calloused and scarred up, like maybe he sticks them in places with sharp edges a lot. Got some tattoos, kinda rough-looking character. Probably carrying around a toolbox or something, how should I know?

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2022-06-28 - Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Fibreglass Violins
Various people enjoy various things in the Pâtisserie. %r%rRavn is a troll.
Itzhak, Ravn, Una, Ariadne


2022-05-30 - Ice Cream and Questions
A walk in the park in a lovely spring day.
Itzhak, Una


2022-05-18 - Folding Space (And Lawn Chairs)
In which Ravn learns a new trick and also, the surf is pretty to look at from a lawn chair.
Itzhak, Ravn


2022-05-15 - I Got Life (Choices)
Life choices, and whether they're the right ones.
Itzhak, Ravn


2022-05-13 - A Taste of Weird
Just another morning in Espresso Yourself.
Itzhak, Ravn, Una, Willow


2022-05-10 - Orcas Like Fish and Chips Too
Or, at least, that's how it's framed when Ariadne, marine biologist, professes to liking fish and chips enough to invite buddy-old-pal Itzhak along. Good conversation is had AND fries are stolen. Le gasp.
Itzhak, Ariadne


2022-05-09 - Hamantashen
Una made cookies for Itzhak, because... of course she did.
Itzhak, Una


2022-05-08 - On The Dock Of The Bay
Joe and Robin plan for the rescue of a lost ring, and the reality of the world beyond the Veil is discussed.
Jonathan, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joseph, Robin, Willow, Charity


2022-05-06 - Look, I Have Some Questions
Ariadne *was* looking for orcas. Itzhak *was* enjoying some beach combing.%r%rBut then? %r%r*Questions* -- which lead to *answers* -- and much camaraderie.
Itzhak, Ariadne


2022-05-05 - Cinco de Mayo Karaoke
Welcome to the Pourhouse and the celebration of the day Mexico kicked France's ass! It's Cinco de Mayo but no racist costumes please!
Jonathan, Ruiz, Itzhak, Park, Joseph, Perdita, Ariadne, Ava, Myles, Sworn, Mainio, Willow


2022-04-30 - Backyard Barbecue
It's always summer in the yards of Oak Avenue one through five, and what do we do with summer? We barbecue and talk and bring horrible casseroles.
Aidan, Itzhak, Everett, Ravn, Una, Jules, Della, Ariadne, Ava


2022-04-01 - Not Next Week
In which manly men are manly and macho, and absolutely no tears or hugs are exchanged because manly, macho men don't do that thing.
Itzhak, Ravn


2022-03-28 - Who Doesn't Love Brunch
A girl's brunch turns into less of a girl's brunch and more of a brunch brunch.
Itzhak, Ravn, Una, Ava


2022-03-22 - Language!
Captain America does *not* call people 'schmucks' on the playground.%r%rBut Itzhak's little charge, Hunter, apparently does. Ariadne is no help whatsoever despite attempting to be diplomatic. Nobody can decide who the best Avenger is.
Itzhak, Ariadne


2022-03-06 - A Great Night For Drinks
Friends gathers for some drinks at the bar.
Itzhak, Ravn, Una, Ariadne, Ava, Merrick


2022-03-04 - Theme Hour: Laundry Day
It's actually kind of amazing how many topics a group of people doing something as mundane as laundry can manage to touch in on.
Aidan, Itzhak, Ravn, Una, Ariadne, Ava, Jimmy, Merrick


2022-02-26 - The Glass Cannon
Gray Harbor's favorite violinists find themselves in a Dream where they need to rock the house. You're on in five, boys!
Itzhak, Ravn


2022-01-23 - Dare To Be Stupid
In which asshole ancestors are debated along with how to approach setting things right, with a sprinkle of privilege guilt, and spawning a plan to do something very stupid.
Itzhak, Ravn, Una


2022-01-08 - The Blues
Rage and hurt needs an outlet. Music was invented to provide one.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-12-16 - Not A Good Boy Anymore
Several people have suggested that a mind link is as intimate or more intimate as sleeping with someone, and this is probably something you should mention to the someone's boyfriend, then. And then ask him what it means to lose your collar, the one with the little bell on.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-12-06 - Old Ladies Make the Best Girlfriends
A folklorist goes to see his emotional support violinist and finds himself in a new relationship. Or the owner of a vintage motorcycle. Whatever terminology you like.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-11-21 - Orange Blossom County, Audience of One
When is //not// a good time for bad whiskey and good violin?
Itzhak, Ravn, Perdita


2021-11-05 - The Prince and the Pauper, 21st Century Edition, Pt 2
Escaping the Baccarat, our intrepid heroes go to blow off steam in Central Park.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-10-26 - The Prince and the Pauper, 21st Century Edition
There are definite downsides to getting a regular mailing address. For one, your family might find out where you live. Time to grab your Emotional Support Violinist and face the music, Ravn.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-06-19 - Strange Harbor Brewing Company - Launch Party
The weather outside is frightful, but the beer is so delightful. Strange Harbor has a successful launch despite the oncoming storm.
Easton, Bennie, Ruiz, Justin, Itzhak, Kailey, Devlin, Tor, Joseph, Vic, Ashley


2021-05-31 - The Beginning of a Good Joke
It starts with an ex-priest and a photojournalist walking into a bar. Two newcomers meet quite the Gray Harbor welcome wagon.
Itzhak, Joseph, Fern, Caed, Ellery


2021-05-18 - Sorry About the Foundation
Step 1: Get drunk.%rStep 2: Head into the Veil.%rStep 3: ????%rStep 4: Go to your BFF's place and break the foundation under his garage.
Itzhak, August, Ravn


2021-05-13 - Tea Party
Only with whiskey.
Cassidy, Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joseph


2021-04-19 - Pourhouse Karaoke:Rock Edition
Get your eyeliner and air guitars ready to rock out at the Pourhouse! Following renovations we want to celebrate by hearing all performances good, bad, and mediocre. Three rock artists have been secretly selected. Be the first person to select a song by each and your tab is FREE! Maggi has selected the theme and actually sings, Davis will be your MC, and Leon will keep the crowd from bringing the place down. Congrats to Kailey for singing a song one of the mystery bands!
Nicole, Easton, Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Everett, Ash, Jens, Sparrow, Park, Kailey, Rhys, Maggi, Leon, Joseph, Vic, Isi


2021-04-07 - Portlandia
In which August inflicts his family on Ravn and Itzhak.
Itzhak, August, Ravn


2021-04-06 - Don't Throw Rocks at the Selkie's House
Okay, it's April, not exactly balmy and warm out for this part of the world. Look, it's over 60 and not pouring rain: sun's (sort of, a little, maybe?) out, guns out!
Itzhak, August, Joseph


2021-03-20 - Fiddlers in the Sun
Gray Harbor is currently a misty hellscape so is it really any wonder that after a brief meeting with lawyers Wilson, Goldblum & Cruz (or, more specially, paralegal Ms Simionescu) Ravn Abildgaard and Itzhak Rosencrantz decide to bask in the sun a little, watch some buskers, maybe out-fiddle some buskers, before going home?
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-03-16 - What Is Up With This Weather
Fog like this, the streets are hardly safe. Just going to hang around the library a bit, wait for it to lift, maybe.
Itzhak, August, Ravn, Xavier


2021-03-10 - A Little Elbow Grease
Renovations are on-going and sometimes, people drop in for a chat. We have cookies -- the Pâtisserie's finest.
Aidan, Itzhak, Grant, Ravn, Perdita, Nicolas


2021-02-28 - Addington-Baxter Luncheon
on her birthday Hyacinth Addington has finally organized a stand against the 'old practice' by bringing the Addingtons and Baxters (and guest researchers) together in one casual luncheon (this requires pants and shirts tyvm!) to lay all the cards on the table. It's a time to meet family, and to re-define the terms of what family *is*.
Alexander, Vyv, Itzhak, Hyacinth, Atli, Ravn, Perdita


2021-02-17 - That Lovin' Feeling
In the history of the Grizzly Den / Black Bear diner, has there ever been such a thing as a quiet, non-dramatic conversation over lunch?
Ruiz, Itzhak, Devlin, Joseph, Ravn, Perdita


2021-02-15 - Furry Brats and the Pants Requirement
The power of love triumphing against furry brats is discussed over coffee. Along with a few other things. Who needs pants in dreams?
Itzhak, August, Ravn


2021-01-28 - Bullet Holes
Itzhak's full of them and Alexander's mad about it.
Alexander, Itzhak


2021-01-28 - My Way Or Hemingway
Ruiz visits one of his men in the hospital.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2021-01-25 - Snow In The Park
Open scene in the wintery park, come do things! Snowballs limited to one billion per customer.
Alexander, Itzhak, Grant, Joseph, Turner


2021-01-22 - Mittens For All
An old lady sells mittens, which isn't ominous in any way. Some of GH's guys in the know talk to the new guy.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Scott, Joseph, Turner


2021-01-22 - Band Aids Don't Fix Bullet Holes
The day after Team Joey goes in and lights Team Reyes up, Itzhak goes to August.
Itzhak, August


2021-01-17 - Holier Than Ow
One hell of an aftermath that went well but not smoothly.
Itzhak, Joey


2021-01-17 - Boy Talk (Exactly What It says On the Tin)
Itzhak Rosencrantz, Ravn Abildgaard, copious amounts of booze and a powerful need to talk about anything else than recent affairs. Time to angst, gripe, and moan about life, romance, and everything.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-01-16 - Fistful of Gauze
In the aftermath of the retaliatory strike on Reyes drug operation the crew is called back to get some medical attention and clean up. That means cleaning gear, removing evidence and getting the cars detailed too. And stop bleeding. That's on the list too.
Seth, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey, Cristobal


2021-01-02 - Under Siege (Miniaturized Edition)
When one associates with particular people one endures getting particular types of calls.
Itzhak, Hyacinth, Ravn


2021-01-01 - Riptides
Sometimes, conversations are like fording a whitewater river up a creek with a rabid alligator for a paddle.
Itzhak, Cristobal, Joseph, Ravn


2020-12-28 - Car talk
Seth calls Itzhak to get some car advice, gets more than he wanted.
Seth, Itzhak


2020-12-26 - New Year's Eve At Sitka
Gray Harborites gather for an evening of dinner, dancing, appetizers, drinks, music and...drama. Welcome to 2021!
Seth, Alexander, Ruiz, Isolde, Itzhak, Dante, Cristobal, Joseph, Vic


2020-12-02 - December Open Mic
Another open mic night at Espresso Yourself! There are great performances, and the goth girl, Siobhan, does something strange again.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Eleanor, Park, Scott, Devlin


2020-11-27 - I Brought the Glenfiddich, Senpai
In the wake of Weed Week, Ravn Abildgaard knows he said things that were better left unsaid. Now is a good time to repair friendships with generous amounts of European whiskey.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-11-27 - A Very TIBS Thanksgiving
Turkey ghooooooosts.
Easton, Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak, Vic


2020-11-19 - Three Rounds In The Ring
Ruiz takes on all challengers.
Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joseph, Ravn


2020-11-19 - Fancy Threads
When the weed haze caused Itzhak Rosencrantz to come up with the absolutely //brilliant// idea of showing Ravn Abildgaard what his inner spirit self might look like, neither of them expected to see a pampered, neurotic Siamese cat.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-11-16 - Who is Deep Frying a Turkey NOW...and is there more?
From the deep fryer of Clayton and Kelly (a.k.a. Damage Inc.) we bring you the neighbourhood improv pre-tahnksgiving Thanksgiving and waffle tacos and bad life choices and ghost brownies. It's a messed up Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
Nicole, Seth, Aidan, Alexander, Ruiz, Abitha, Itzhak, Joey, Joseph, Vic, Ravn


2020-11-10 - Beautiful Spirits
The boys go for some target practice and encounter something none of them want to shoot at.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph


2020-10-31 - A Poor Attempt at Halloween
Halloween celebration at the Poorhouse! Come carve a pumpkin or bob for shots! Drink specials, candy, fun! All are welcome!
Nicole, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey, Kailey, Maggi, Leon, Joseph, Vic


2020-10-28 - Second Best (Or How A Snake Finds a Hot Body)
When you just went through teenage hell together it's good to have a heart to heart. Even if your conversation is complicated a little by fifteen feet of cuddly python.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-10-19 - In the Gazebo
Various things are discussed and the joint is passed around in the park gazebo.
Gina, Itzhak, August, Joseph, Ravn


2020-10-09 - Tennis Matches
A quiet afternoon at the Twofer. Put Alexander Clayton and Seth Monaghan at the same table, watch the ensuing tennis match.
Seth, Alexander, Itzhak, Ravn, Zoey


2020-10-08 - Complications are Overrated
Relationships are way too complicated, man. Let's just keep lobsters.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-10-08 - Best Day Ever
A crowd gathers at Two if By Sea, and it is the best day ever.
Magnolia, Kevin, Bennie, Ruiz, Justin, Itzhak, Joseph, Vic


2020-10-07 - The Warrior's Code
with apologies to the Dropkick Murphys. Dante and Itzhak go a few rounds in the ring.
Itzhak, Dante


2020-10-06 - Not a Dying Cat
After Itzhak sacrificed his violin to Gohl, Hyacinth promised to make him a new one. This is when he comes to get it, with Ravn in tow.
Itzhak, Hyacinth, Ravn


2020-10-06 - Less Punchy Wellness Checks
Itzhak stops by Easton's to check on him and talk or not talk about things.
Easton, Itzhak


2020-10-04 - What God Doesn't See
The cheese. The cheese in the burger is what God doesn't need to see.
Gina, Itzhak, Ravn


2020-10-01 - What Women Want (As Presented by Itzhak Rosencrantz)
You can't get women right. Doesn't matter if they're bar owners, dead fiancees, or Aztec goddesses. Wishes, women, same deal. You'll screw it up.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-09-29 - MEET THE WEED DUDE
Nazario siblings go to restock, and don't have to drive to Hoquiam. Rejoice!
Ruiz, Itzhak, Rekani, Nova, Murphy


2020-09-15 - Teach a Man to Fish...
So two city boys are gonna go fish in the bay... it goes pretty much as you'd expect.
Ignacio, Itzhak


2020-09-11 - Pizza and No Chill
Chill: nobody has it.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Finch, Joseph, Olivia


2020-09-11 - Congratulations, Innocent Bystander...
...you've been Gray Harbored.%r%rA little pet shop down off Spruce where anyone can pick up anything they need for a pet! But maybe it's not just the inhabitants of Gray Harbor that need a few things...
Diana, Vyv, Abitha, Itzhak, August, Maggi, Cecil, Ravn, Jonah


2020-09-09 - Go With the Raven
The difference between someone who knows how to play, and someone who is a musician.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-08-27 - The Silver Fox Club
Silver foxes, and those who aren't, talk about stuff.
Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph, Cecil, Niall


2020-08-26 - Did You Lose a Hand? (I Found It On My Ass)
Cheating at carnival games for fun and profit. Also, the contemplated murder of tourists with dull, wooden spoons.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-08-23 - Celebrating the Life (Death) of Byron (Bryan) Thorne
Byron's 30th birthday party (memorial) is arranged by Lilith, despite the rumors, damnit. What better way to prove a man's alive than to wrangle him into a spot as the man of honor!
Alexander, Byron, Lilith, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Eleanor, Joseph, Rekani


2020-08-22 - Bonfire Festival
Gray Harbour's residents gather for music and revelry, and run into a few Lost souls.
Ruiz, Dahlia, Justin, Itzhak, August, Devlin, Cecil, Vic, Olivia


2020-08-18 - Knockaround Guys
Itzhak takes his life in his hands as he and Nicole stage an intervention before Joey becomes TOO much like Felix before it's too late.
Nicole, Itzhak, Joey


2020-08-18 - Torturing Cats is a Violinist's Hobby
Like ships in the night -- fine, on the pier, and in the morning, whatever -- two violinists get together on the subject of fiddles, cats, and missed karaoke nights.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-08-18 - TIBSFEIKNDEW
Karaoke at TIBS!
Bennie, Ruiz, Abitha, Dahlia, Justin, Itzhak, August, Scott, Joseph, Vic


2020-08-16 - Byron's Car Is Full Of Holes Again
Byron visits Itzhak's autoshop to visit his Wraith after all hell broke.
Byron, Itzhak


2020-08-15 - WTF Cracker Barrel
A lot of people end up at the Cracker Barrel who probably don't belong there.
Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, Isabella, Dante, Cecil


2020-08-12 - We Are All Just Prisoners Here
August and Itzhak discuss some developments, and August writes a check he is really going to regret cashing.
Itzhak, August


2020-08-12 - To Be Good
What is goodness, and more importantly, how can we inflict it on others?
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-08-11 - Late Night At The Beach
Beer on the beach becomes dueling banj--violins.
Aidan, Bennie, Itzhak, Rose, Ravn


2020-08-10 - Try the Calamari Rings
It's a lazy, pleasant summer's evening at the beach and the tourists are all over Two if By Sea. A few townsfolk manage to get in time for a beer or a coffee in and do some people watching.
Aidan, Lilith, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Rekani, Ravn


2020-08-09 - Impromptu Sleep Over
Bennie drops Itzhak off after a Dream and crashes over at his and Ruiz' house. In a bathtub of course.
Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-08-05 - Barnacles Are Not Your Friend
A beach, a boat, and a man. Waves, seagulls, and barnacles. Ravn, make that boat hospitable.
Aidan, Itzhak, Ravn


2020-08-01 - And If I Recover
August is out of surgery and coming off general anesthesia. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Eleanor


2020-07-26 - Rehearsal
Dante and Itzhak rehearse, Alexander and Ruiz come by to watch.
Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, Dante


2020-07-20 - Street Fighter Battle Royale
Itzhak goes to Alexander's house for Nintendo and cooking dinner and probably a little crying, maybe.
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-07-19 - Something About Sitka
Open scene at Sitka, everybody dress pretty
Harper, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Rose


2020-07-17 - Calling All Criminals
So there's a shit storm in the criminal underworld that's spilling into everyone's pies and now civilians. The Miniboss is calling a meeting now that there was a botched hit on their End Boss.
Nicole, Graham, Dahlia, Itzhak, Joey, Everett, Cristobal, Rhys, Vic


2020-07-17 - Crash Landing
Ruiz and Itzhak discover Joe dumped on their porch.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph


2020-07-05 - Belated Father's Day Dinner
With Ruiz back from being Lost, a belated Father's Day is had, complete with super secret present.
Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch


2020-07-03 - A Walk Home
Itzhak walks August home.
Itzhak, August


2020-07-02 - Uniform Cleaning Services
A little funeral aftergaming with the boys.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph


2020-07-02 - Sinnerman
The Chief of Police is laid to rest, while the previously interred residents of Gray Harbour's cemetery have other ideas.
Graham, Alexander, Byron, Lilith, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joey, Dante, Cristobal, Rhys, Devlin, Joseph, Alisha, Olivia


2020-07-02 - Slow Dancing In A Burning Room
Itzhak gives //the worst// gifts.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2020-07-01 - Scars, Ink, and Hot Water
The Bear King holds court in a Bayside hot tub.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph


2020-06-22 - Everyday People
Joe and Itzhak talk about their families and some other things.
Itzhak, Joseph


2020-06-22 - To Fix A Fairlane
Cris comes to Itzhak's garage so they can discuss the fate of his car, among other things.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2020-06-16 - The Bitter Watches
Everybody is having a bad day.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph


2020-06-11 - The Red Bull Gathered Them One By One
After his terrible night, Ruiz comes home to Itzhak.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-06-02 - Sitka Grand Opening
Gray Harbor residents come to the grand opening of the new restaurant and cocktail bar.
Byron, Lilith, Elias, Harper, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Sparrow, Dante, Cristobal, Rhys, Devlin, Vic, Jefferson


2020-06-02 - Like Thunder at a Picnic
Harper and Itzhak have lunch.
Harper, Itzhak


2020-05-27 - Minor Swing
Prior to Sitka opening, Itzhak and Dante practice their Django Reinhardt piece and talk about guy stuff.
Itzhak, Dante


2020-05-21 - May Open Mic Night - Espresso Yourself
It's Open Mic Night at Espresso Yourself! Come one, come all!
Ruiz, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Everett, Eleanor, Dante, Park, Cristobal, Scott, Kailey, Hera, Devlin, Joseph


2020-05-19 - As if you were on fire from within. The moon lives in the lining of your skin.
Itzhak flees the cacophony of the casino opening only to find himself distracted by a librarian. Is this a good or a bad thing?
Harper, Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-05-16 - Wetting Our Plants
haha gardening joke. Itzhak finds Alexander doing some gardening, chips in!
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-05-15 - Less Than Cordial Relations
Birdwatching on the beach has a chance encounter. Surprising information is revealed, and others get pulled in.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Finch, August, Joseph


2020-05-14 - The Ghost With The Most
An evening with the crew at the Twofer takes a turn for the dybbuk.
Easton, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joey, Joseph, Vic


2020-05-13 - A Freakin' Liability
Joey and Itzhak have a little real talk about what one can expect from an autistic criminal.
Itzhak, Joey


2020-05-05 - Telling Stories
Itzhak tells Joe the story of Billy the Ghoul. For a bonus they also talk about being gay.
Itzhak, Joseph


2020-05-05 - Cinco de Mayo Karaoke
Emergency karaoke at the Twofer! What, no Hank?
Nicole, Erin, Easton, Harper, Ruiz, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Joey, Joseph, Rekani, Vic


2020-05-03 - Movin' Out
August and Itzhak discuss various developments.
Itzhak, August


2020-05-03 - Library-Bound For Glory
Harper talks with Itzhak about building stuff and library cards and violins (of course).
Harper, Itzhak


2020-04-21 - Trailer Trash Birthday Bash
The title says it all.
Geoff, Easton, Bennie, Harper, Ruiz, Lyric, Dahlia, Justin, Itzhak, Lucas, Ico, Tor, Joseph, Alisha


2020-04-12 - Cowboy Up
It's a Western themed night at Two if by Sea for charity.
Geoff, Easton, Byron, Lilith, Bennie, Jay, Harper, Ruiz, Lyric, Justin, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Astrid, Everett, Lucas, Dante, Park, Katherine, Maggi, Leon, Joseph, Katy, Vic


2020-04-12 - None of the Above
Itzhak comes to Cris' to explain what happened the other night. The two end up talking. Like friends are supposed to do.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2020-04-11 - Cruzing for a Bruising
AKA: Lo Siento. A night at the Firefly when drinking turns ugly.
Stephanie, Ruiz, Itzhak, Cristobal


2020-04-10 - An elk steak, a bottle of beer, and thou
An overdue dinner between cabin dwellers.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August


2020-04-05 - Karaoke After Party
The fun after karaoke continues, complete with bear contest.
Ruiz, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Everett, Tyrone, Sparrow, Alison, Kailey, Rhys, Joseph


2020-04-03 - Friends In An Unexpected Place
In the midst of avoiding Easton and trying to figure out what to do about her situation with Wayne, Katherine makes friends with Geoff and Harper, and meets Itzhak (for the first time) and Joseph (again, she thinks).%r
Geoff, Harper, Itzhak, Katherine, Joseph


2020-03-30 - Orange Blossom Special
Itzhak visits Isabella in the hospital. Bluegrass happens.
Itzhak, Isabella


2020-03-25 - We're Going to Try Science^H^H^H^H^H^HMagic
August decides it would be a good idea to use Glimmer to examine the 'scabs' formed by the graft he put in the Veil, invite Niall and Itzhak along for the ride.
Itzhak, August, Niall


2020-03-24 - Tree Scabs
In MY garage? It's more likely than you think!
Itzhak, August, Hyacinth


2020-03-20 - Waiting Is The Hardest Part
The waiting room of Addington Memorial is loaded with people worried about Ignacio deSantos
Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2020-03-19 - Happy *$&#ing Birthday
The slowest night at the Twofer gets a little more lively when customers show up.
Easton, Isolde, Itzhak, Katherine, Roxy, Joseph


2020-03-10 - Fiddle(r) Repair
Bennie fixes Itzhak.
Easton, Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-03-09 - That Thing We Do
Various folks run into one another in Likely Stories and talk Glimmer.
Itzhak, August, Roxy, Beth, Joseph, Rekani, Kip


2020-02-29 - The End of Silence
Itzhak tries to fix August's car with the power of rage alone.
Itzhak, August


2020-02-23 - Grouchy Bro Cuddles
Easton manages to give Itzhak a shoulder to lean on without it turning into something it shouldn't. Progress!
Easton, Itzhak


2020-02-22 - Who Let the Dogs Out
Itzhak warns August about a jailbreak.
Itzhak, August


2020-02-20 - Freezing Our Beytzim Off
Itzhak finds Alexander so he can give him a stern talking-to. And by stern talking-to, we mean sit around and commiserate.
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-02-16 - The Restorative Properties of Sugar and Song
Itzhak visits Sparrow's pillow fort to get a little time away from all the grim deep dark awful.
Itzhak, Sparrow


2020-02-15 - May They Choke
Easton and Itzhak try to keep Ruiz under control.
Easton, Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-02-12 - In a Dark Wood
Joe flees into the Veil to escape, and Itzhak goes to fetch him.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph


2020-02-10 - Veil Horticulture for Dummies
August tries some gardening experiments in the Veil.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2020-02-10 - Drown
_We have lingered in the chambers of the sea_%r_by sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown_%r_till human voices wake us, and we drown._
Itzhak, August


2020-02-08 - A Gross Crow
Itzhak has an unexpected visitor to his garage, then visits August only to find a similar incident happened at the hospital.
Itzhak, August


2020-02-08 - Flexing
Practice makes perfect (ish)
Easton, Itzhak


2020-02-07 - Selfish, Greedy, and Fucked Up
Itzhak is all three, yet Ruiz keeps sticking around.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-02-05 - Winter Camping
Itzhak takes Isolde to get away from town a little while.
Isolde, Itzhak


2020-02-03 - The Sparrow & the Bowerbird
Itzhak gets a reading. Sparrow gets a serenade. A fair exchange.
Itzhak, Sparrow


2020-02-02 - Screw That Groundhog
People try to drink away the prophetic powers of the groundhog that has declared there will be six more weeks of winter.
Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey, Roxy, Reese, Leon, Beth, Joseph, Ainslie


2020-02-02 - North vs South
Itzhak gets mad at Joe, Ruiz gets disgusted with the both of them.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Joseph


2020-02-01 - Winter Bronic
Alexander invites Itzhak out to a picnic. In the park. In the middle of winter. They do not end up as statues.
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-01-31 - Coffee, FCN, and Them
Byron, Lilith, and Itzhak converge on August to discuss FCN.
Byron, Lilith, Itzhak, August


2020-01-27 - Clarifications
Alison gets Itzhak's number and hits him up for some explanations about certain people and certain things.
Itzhak, Alison


2020-01-25 - Fleet Week and the Four Horsemen
Nothing is wrong with Fleet Week. Everything is wrong with Joe's drink of choice.
Itzhak, Cristobal, Carter, Kass, Tor, Joseph


2020-01-22 - Scars
After Joe pursues Itzhak out of the Twofer, they have a chat about glimmer, and also Ruiz.
Itzhak, Joseph


2020-01-21 - They Live
Weeknight drinking and nerdery turns to kvetching, despair, and anger.
Itzhak, Jacob, Thewlis, Joseph


2020-01-20 - Make Some Noise
Dante and Itzhak jam. Eventually.
Itzhak, Dante


2020-01-20 - Unfinished
A bit of brightness in a dark winter; Isolde has something important to tell Itzhak.
Isolde, Itzhak


2020-01-19 - Burn Your Resolutions
A group gathers in Huckleberry to burn their New Year's resolution per Tor's family tradition.
Easton, Bennie, Harper, Itzhak, Hera, Tor


2020-01-18 - Unburied from Ice
Itzhak inflicts himself on Ignacio in mid-January post winter storm injuries.
Ignacio, Itzhak


2020-01-18 - High Brow Space Opera
Hiding from the cold, with good coffee.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Beth, Joseph, Stefhan


2020-01-18 - Synesthesia
Itzhak and Joe have a surprising amount in common.
Itzhak, Joseph


2020-01-16 - Everything's Broken
Alexander and August come to the garage to find it, and Itzhak, a disaster.
Alexander, Itzhak, August


2020-01-14 - Don't Let Them Take Your Light
Itzhak goes to Bex for shelter after his garage is made non-Euclidean.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2020-01-14 - I'll Leave You In Stitches
Cristobal calls Itzhak for emergency pickup and suturing. Take those content warnings very seriously, friends.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2020-01-13 - WinterFest - Day 1
The first day of Gray Harbor's newest cultural fiesta!
Gabriel, Stephanie, Jonathan, Harper, Jessica, Abitha, Cameron, Itzhak, Jaime, Everett, Abby, Sparrow, Garrett, Park, Giada, Scott, Alison, Rhys, James, Hera, Katy


2020-01-09 - Wrenches & Reprisals
Amazing things also have Amazing consequences... Sometimes it's not the big wounds that cut deepest.
Itzhak, Joey


2019-12-28 - Hell's Ditch
An evening at Two If By Sea.
Itzhak, August, Cristobal, Kass, Jacob, Joseph


2019-12-28 - We Punch Our Feelings
Some time spent at Kelly's Gym.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2019-12-27 - The Good Ol' Days
Joseph tells Itzhak some stuff about his life as a fighter pilot. Itzhak thinks it's super cool.
Itzhak, Joseph


2019-12-27 - Veil Soup for the Frigid Soul
August and Itzhak rush to Mallard House after Finch and Ignacio are injured in a frigid dream. Ruiz is texted to hilarious effect.
Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-12-26 - The Snowball Festival (FIGHT!)
There's lots of things to do for kids at the GH Snowball Festival, but that doesn't mean that the adults don't get a good snowball fight of their own! Town-wide snowball fights are good stress relief!
Alexander, Jonathan, Byron, Lilith, Bennie, Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August, Isabella, Everett, Anne, Patrick, Lalo, Meredith


2019-12-23 - Tibb's Eve
More drinking than dancing on Christmas Eve Eve.
Cassidy, Elias, Ruiz, Itzhak, Sparrow, Dante, Joseph


2019-12-21 - Fat Bottomed Girls
We Make This Rockin' World Go Round!
Lyric, Itzhak, Park, Scott, Ico


2019-12-20 - Open Mic Night at Espresso Yourself
Espresso Yourself hosts its first Open Mic Night.
Cole, Ruiz, Lyric, Ignacio, Itzhak, August, Everett, Eleanor, Antonio, Ico, Alison, Rhys, Kass, Hera, Devlin, Thewlis, Beth, Joseph, Enzo


2019-12-20 - Uno Momento
The poem read during Espresso Yourself's open mic night had a bad effect on Itzhak. Ignacio comes after him to deliver a solid talking-to.
Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-12-19 - The Thickening Dark
I saw you sink and vanish, pitiless Arcturus%ryou will not stay to share our lengthening night.
Itzhak, August


2019-12-19 - Prey
Itzhak wants to talk to Joseph about the troubles of Gray Harbor, brings Ruiz, makes shit awkward.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Joseph


2019-12-16 - Back from NYC
Iggy and Itzy jam and talk about stuff after Iggy's trip to New York to visit family and the old neighborhood, and old drama.
Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-12-16 - I've Got Another Confession To Make
Itzhak is really, really bad at crime.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2019-12-13 - Souped Up
Itzhak rebuilt the engine of Dante's Yaris, and while he was at it, he took a couple of liberties.
Itzhak, Dante


2019-12-13 - Dreidel
Itzhak drops off Sutton's bike with Cris, gets a Hanukkah present.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2019-12-11 - A Very Rosencrantz Hanukkah
Hanukkah at Itzhak's house! Will more things than the menorah candles catch on fire?
Alexander, Lex, Ruiz, Isolde, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Rebecca, Daisy, Grant


2019-12-08 - Back to teh Bags
Some new folks find the gym and Alexander threatens Joey with a dictionary.
Alexander, Itzhak, Joey, Roxy, Leon, Zach


2019-12-08 - Sleepover
Easton and Itzhak paint each other's nails and talk about boys.
Easton, Itzhak


2019-12-07 - What Do You With a Drunken Frat Boy
Joseph arrives in Gray Harbor to the fanfare of Chads being schooled by locals.
Lyric, Dahlia, Itzhak, August, Tor, Beth, Joseph


2019-12-03 - ThanksIgging Dinner (Private)
Thanksgiving is held at Mallard House, hosted by Dove and Finch Celaeno and Ignacio De Santos.
Tobin, Rafael, Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-12-02 - Drunker
Easton and Itzhak meetup for a drink. Or more accurately a lot of drinks.
Easton, Itzhak


2019-11-29 - Unreliable Narrations
Itzhak, Eleanor, and August examine the books August and Eleanor found.
Dahlia, Itzhak, August, Eleanor


2019-11-29 - What's In the Box!??
When Graham is called in to do an emergency pickup and drop an unpleasant job on Itzhak everything gets a little interesting.
Graham, Itzhak, Joey


2019-11-29 - Restlessness
August and Itzhak talk trees, and other things.
Itzhak, August


2019-11-28 - In & Out
After close at the Twofer (... aka Twibs aka The Deuce aka Easton's bar) Easton has Itzhak show him the ropes on getting in and out of the veil on purpose and in one piece.
Easton, Itzhak


2019-11-23 - As Jewish As Heartburn
Cristobal brings Itzhak a special delivery made of money.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2019-11-22 - A New York State Of Mind
Itzhak takes Isolde to meet his family in New York.
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-11-20 - Gantzeh Makhers / Movers and Shakers
Isabella stops by the Steelhead Service Center to talk to Itzhak.
Itzhak, Isabella


2019-11-20 - Car Shopping Advice
Rebecca visits Itzhak at his garage after narrowing down her search for a vehicle, and gets his advice on it.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-11-20 - Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major: Prelude
August takes Itzhak to have dinner with his family.
Itzhak, August


2019-11-18 - Post-Tunnel Portlandian Provender Endeavour
After the discussion Underground, some of the group attempt to go get lunch. Some of them even succeed!
Erin, Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, Hyacinth


2019-11-18 - Surprise Dinner!
Itzhak surprises Alexander at home with dinner and companionship. It doesn't go completely smooth.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-11-17 - LOCK DOWN!
Awaking in prison, Itzhak gets thrown into the illusion that he'd never been released. Thankfully August is there to help him through.
Bennie, Itzhak, August


2019-11-17 - City of Roses
Itzhak introduces Isolde and Ruiz. Nothing explodes!
Ruiz, Isolde, Itzhak


2019-11-14 - We Are All Very Normal
Alexander and Cristobal both come to see Itzhak and embarrass him.
Alexander, Itzhak, Cristobal


2019-11-14 - Creepers Be Creepin'
Lilith takes her pretty car to the shop so it can be checked for a tracking device by Itzhak. August talks about his own set of mail creepers (everyone's creepers), while the Captain is interested in Lilith's creeper and takes a mental peek to help his curiosity along.
Lilith, Ruiz, Itzhak, August


2019-11-13 - Practice and Tryouts
A bit of band practice then Itzhak is invited to come tryout!
Lyric, Itzhak, Park, Scott, Ellis


2019-11-13 - I Will Be Your Shield
Itzhak visits Rebecca and updates her on his, uh, activities.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-11-11 - Something I Can't Fix
Kass asks Itzhak to help her. Of course, he's a jerk about it.
Itzhak, Kass


2019-11-05 - East of the Sun
Isolde and Itzhak do a little information gathering in the Veil. What could //possibly// go wrong?
Isolde, Itzhak, August


2019-11-05 - OW! With The Lightning
After the meeting with Ruiz doesn't go so hot, Ignacio goes to Itzhak to tell him about it.
Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-11-04 - Good Service? At The Diner?
Itzhak goes looking for an omelette, finds a redhead who shines instead.
Itzhak, Alison


2019-11-04 - The Unicorn and the Moth
Itzhak and August discuss their Halloween weekend. It was a doozy.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-30 - Alas, Poor Yaris
Dante's got a car problem and goes to Gray Harbor's most musical mechanic.
Itzhak, Dante


2019-10-30 - Making Up Is Hard To Do
Itzhak takes Rebecca to a restaurant on the coast to work through their recent traumas.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-10-30 - Who's Your Daddy?
The crew enter the closed off section of Mallard House, in search of the photograph Finch's mother hid away 25 years ago.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-10-29 - Long Day's Journey
August and Itzhak have had one hell of a couple of days.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-26 - Healing Without Consent
Kass tries to do Itzhak a good deed, after he gets his nose pushed in. He gets mad about it because he's a jerk.
Itzhak, Kass


2019-10-25 - Building a Garden and Other Stories
As Juniper works on decorating Addington Park for the Masquerade, several other characters happen upon her.
Alexander, Byron, Itzhak, Juniper


2019-10-24 - After Karaoke
Winding down after the brief fight inside.
Easton, Lyric, Itzhak, August


2019-10-21 - After the Fire
August waits around for Itzhak to wake up after nearly burning his hand off.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-21 - Pyromania
Being able to throw fireballs with your hands is nowhere near as useful or convenient as movies and comic books want you to think it is.
Alexander, Itzhak, August


2019-10-20 - Tough Guys Also Blush
Itzhak and Julia catch up at the bar, discussing how they work together and others they might also work with.
Julia, Itzhak


2019-10-17 - You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Be Angry
Itzhak stops by B&B to chat with August.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-15 - Your place or mine?
Joey and Nicole go on a date, encounter a brooding musician, and decide to cheer him up.
Nicole, Itzhak, Joey


2019-10-12 - Meeting by the Sea
Gina likes storms. And spreading (mis)information about the Town Committee.
Gina, Itzhak, Rick, Grace


2019-10-12 - To Some, It's a Six Pack; To Me, It's a Support Group
After the funeral, drinking.
Cassidy, Erin, Alexander, Easton, Sutton, Clarissa, Bennie, Vyv, Ruiz, Justin, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Rebecca, Hyacinth


2019-10-12 - Being Cared About Is Hard
The night of Gohl's funeral, Itzhak goes home to Isolde, who wants to take care of him. He only hates it a little bit!
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-10-11 - Requiem For A Fiddle
Ruiz requested (kind of demanded, really) that Itzhak play his fiddle for him before he sacrifices it to Gohl.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2019-10-09 - Blue and Yellow
Itzhak and August discuss sacrifices.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-09 - Hospital Freedom
Itzhak picks Isolde up from the hospital!
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-10-09 - Kiss With A Fist
You hit me once I hit you back
Ruiz, Itzhak


2019-10-06 - In Repose
Something is going very wrong with Rebecca. Itzhak and Hyacinth rush to the rescue. (Takes place a few days before the funeral of William Gohl).
Itzhak, August, Rebecca, Hyacinth


2019-10-06 - Stop Draggin My Heart Around
Rebecca comes to check on Iris and finds Itzhak is home.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-10-05 - Strength (VIII)
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but time and chance happen to them all.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-03 - The Little Prince
Ruiz doesn't get his hoodie back.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2019-09-30 - Starve A Fever
Itzhak and Ignacio share a fever dream.
Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-09-29 - Veil Flu Visitor
Rebecca finds out that Itzhak is in the hospital, and insists on visiting him.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-09-24 - Fight Club
Itzhak's solution to wanting to fight everyone: go find some people to fight.
Itzhak, August


2019-09-21 - Tiny Boss Asks Some Questions
Erin has help giving a tour to the new guy while Ruiz shows up to talk to Joey about more bad news. Hence the suit.
Erin, Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey, Dante


2019-09-20 - The Blackened Vine
"I only hoped, with the mild hope of all, who watch the leaf take shape upon the tree, a fairer summer and a later fall, than in these parts a man is apt to see."
Julia, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Eleanor


2019-09-19 - Those Who Die For Their Craft
Hand over the tools and stand back.
Itzhak, Hyacinth


2019-09-18 - Netherbirds and Broken Cellphones
Various people run into one another in the park, and discuss the practicality of using Glimmer to fix broken cellphones, and the shadow peacock.
Alexander, Isolde, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August, Dante


2019-09-16 - Este Es Un Puerto/This Is A Port
Ruiz and Itzhak find each other in the forest, and find some other things, too.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2019-09-15 - A Sea Cave And A Bucket of Marbles
Alexander pings Itzhak to get caught up.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-09-11 - Baxters Are Not Corgis, Hya!
Hyacinth has a chat with Sacrifice...er Exorcist #2, caskets get planned and Baxters get collected.
Vyv, Itzhak, Rebecca, Hyacinth


2019-09-07 - Honest Conversations
Isolde talks to Itzhak about a part of her past she's trying to piece together. There are also other conversations had. Like how she really needs to get her own place one day.
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-09-07 - Foxhole
Hey August, how much room you got in that cabin?
Itzhak, August, Rebecca


2019-09-06 - Life After Strippers
The Captain and Itzhak stop their personal stand-off long enough for a conversation, and Joey Kelly turns back up like a bad penny
Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey


2019-09-06 - Post-Meltdown Analysis
August checks up on Itzhak after he loses his shit via text.
Itzhak, August


2019-09-05 - Tape 'Em Up
Itzhak, Ruiz, and Bianca all pay Joey a visit at the gym for their own reasons.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey


2019-09-05 - Food and Music
Julia comes over to cook dinner for Itzhak and August.
Julia, Itzhak, August


2019-09-05 - Put Em Up
A few locals congregate at Kelly's Gym. Also, guess who's performing on Amateur Night at the Cabaret??
Erin, Alexander, Itzhak, Isabella, Joey


2019-09-03 - Back in...Lavender
Itzhak comes by to pick up Isolde from the lavender farm. This is nothing but them being cute, no redeeming social values at all. Click at your own risk!
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-09-02 - Measuring Up
Rebecca has asked Itzhak to stay with her for a few days, with the direct threat of William Gohl possibly coming for her. She's also requested he attend a function with her so she is protected, and has provided a suit, and scheduled a tailor to come by and fit it on the mechanic.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-08-31 - Hope You're Not Busy
...actually, I don't care if you're busy, this is important.
Itzhak, August


2019-08-31 - Not What it Looks Like
Finch discovers Rustolium is obsolete, Itzhak discovers a chicken is now a Canary, and Ignacio discovers detoxing is harder than it looks.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-08-30 - Pourhouse Shabbos
Ruiz and Itzhak have another one of their friendly social visits!
Ruiz, Itzhak


2019-08-29 - Chill Out
Itzhak and August visit Alexander in the hospital.
Alexander, Itzhak, August


2019-08-28 - Full Contact Ballet
When weird ceased to be weird, and all manner of unusual skills get found out.
Byron, Lilith, Itzhak, Joey


2019-08-28 - Throwing Rocks Through God's Windows
It's not stalking when it's between friends!
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-08-25 - Throwing Stuff
Itzhak and Julia ACTUALLY manage to do some practice and exploration with their powers. Also they talk about some serious stuff.
Julia, Itzhak


2019-08-23 - Cooking Lessons
Itzhak does not teach Isolde a single damn thing about cooking.
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-08-23 - That's Not How You Do That
August and Itzhak discuss various things like how to not have some conversations.
Itzhak, August


2019-08-22 - Poking The Mechanic
Alexander comes to visit Itzhak, bring him coffee, and traumatize him.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-08-22 - Gamer Outing
Itzhak gets Rebecca to do something other than work in the wake of her sister's death.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-08-22 - Mixed Signals
Various conversations that almost but don't quite happen.
Easton, Ruiz, Itzhak, August


2019-08-19 - You know that's not going to work
Some plans really look better on paper, unless you are Ignacio deSantos. Then the paper looks highly implausible too.
Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-08-19 - May You Turn Into A Chandelier
Ruiz comes around to have a friendly, nonviolent, absolutely in no way menacing chat with Itzhak.
Ruiz, Itzhak


2019-08-18 - Playing With Fire: Attack of the Monster Snake Chicken
Itzhak and Julia experiment with their powers. Nothing goes horribly wrong...OR DOES IT?
Julia, Itzhak, August


2019-08-18 - We Need A Whiteboard
Returning from Vivian's office, Julia, Ignacio, and Itzhak discuss her hypnosis session.
Julia, Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-08-16 - Post Game
Itzhak and August discuss a variety of things.
Itzhak, August


2019-08-16 - Walking on the Beach
After Bar Trivia, Itzhak and Isolde take a walk on the beach. They share a kiss and something a little more intimate.
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-08-10 - Decontamination
Itzhak helps August scrub the worm guts off himself.
Itzhak, August


2019-08-10 - Frustrated Incorporated
In which two super injured guys whose names start with A hobble to Mallard House to beg for Finch's help and the use of her bathrooms.
Alexander, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-08-09 - Like a Bag of Rocks
Itzhak swings by to give Joey a hand in the yard and successfully convinces him of... nothing?! Further proof that when everything is weird then nothing is weird.
Itzhak, Joey


2019-08-09 - Late Night Churros
After hours at the heritage festival, friends talk about serious things.
Julia, Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-08-09 - Nintendo and Not Sleeping
It's been a hell of a week.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-08-08 - Visiting Hours & Violin Music
Itzhak visits Isolde in the hospital!
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-08-08 - Prairie Fire In Your Eyes
Dante makes 'friends' by buying the locals shots.
Easton, Lilith, Cole, Itzhak, August, Rick, Corey, Dante, Kelsey


2019-08-08 - The Annual Hispanic Heritage Festival
The Heritage Festival goes off without a hitch.
Julia, Aidan, Baylee, Alexander, Lex, Ignacio, Itzhak, August, Eleanor, Dante, Kelsey


2019-08-06 - On The Boardwalk
Isolde and Itzhak go on their date to the Boardwalk and no one gets pushed into the ocean!
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-08-06 - Needles in New York
Itzhak stops into Pens and Needles to have his sleeve finished. Oh so lucky for him, Lex is on duty. Let the sadomasochism ensue.
Lex, Itzhak


2019-08-05 - A River Runs Through It
Investigation help into the Ghoul is sought, and Glimmer is messed around with.
Alexander, Itzhak, August


2019-08-05 - A Discussion of Outcomes
August and Itzhak discuss the experiment with Alexander, and August tries something new.
Itzhak, August


2019-08-04 - Strippers and Snakes at Steelhead
Zoiya's murdercycle needs work.
Itzhak, Zoiya


2019-08-03 - Comfort Food
Bex and Itzhak meet up for comfort food.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-08-03 - I don't mind crazy.
Itzhak invites Isolde over for dinner.
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-08-02 - Come To My Window
Alexander gives August some cookies. Itzhak tries an experiment while Finch and Ignaico try to make sure he doesn't die with their various methods.
Alexander, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-08-01 - A Glass of Wine, a DM, and Thou
August's evening of not writing his next plant guide is interrupted by a text.
Itzhak, August


2019-08-01 - Warning: Men May Be Crazier Than They Appear
Isolde and Alexander come over to deliver cookies and fried chicken to Itzhak. They talk about glimmer and being crazy and music...and one more thing.
Alexander, Isolde, Itzhak


2019-08-01 - Evening in the Garden of Branch & Bole
A dinner at the Branch & Bole for introductions of the glimmer kind.
Julia, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-07-31 - Dancing on the Deck
Alexander goes to Two If By Sea to get really drunk; various people harass him into things like dancing and telling them about why he's drink lighter fluid and not real booze.
Alexander, Bennie, Ruiz, Isolde, Itzhak, August


2019-07-29 - Unbowed
Itzhak needs August's help with a new bow.
Itzhak, August


2019-07-28 - Special Delivery
August comes in to open the shop and prep for the day, and is reminded of the special delivery he received the night before. Unfortunately, now there are witnesses.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-07-26 - Lasagna
Itzhak's troubled by the reaction of his friends to his Veil trip. He reaches out to Minerva.
Itzhak, Minerva


2019-07-26 - Every Door Knob Needs A Door
Isolde needs a door that works.
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-07-25 - Beware Punks Armed With Glimmer and Beer Bottles
August and Itzhak's contemplative walk on the beach is interrupted by punks with more beer in them than sense. Chaos ensues.
Itzhak, August


2019-07-24 - Itzhak's Veil-cation
Itzhak gives a trip report; everyone accuses him of eating a random mushroom he found on the floor.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-07-23 - Accosted
August chats with Itzhak about Murray House shenanigans.
Itzhak, August


2019-07-22 - Apologies New York Style
Itzhak and Ignacio have a bro talk.
Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-07-21 - Psych Hold
Itzhak learns Rebecca is in the hospital, and comes to visit her in the wake of her sister's brutal murder.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-07-17 - A Wake of Buzzards
Four of the nightmare recipients from Murray House gather to discuss their bad dreams.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-07-13 - Cooking Class
A cooking class is a lot of fun, at least until things get sanguine.
Julia, Aidan, Jonathan, Cole, Lyric, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-07-12 - Iris and Cider Bottles
Isolde discovers the man she's been looking for is her next door neighbor and he has a cool lizard named Iris! Answers are found as well as new potential!
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-07-11 - Facetank and Naptime
Itzhak and Rebecca chat online while playing Overwatch.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-07-10 - Shabbos Picnic
Minerva takes Itzhak on a picnic and Itzhak acts weird about it.
Itzhak, Minerva


2019-07-09 - Life is Like...
Itzhak arrives in search of chocolate apologies.
Vyv, Itzhak


2019-07-09 - Pourhouse Shot Contest
Mariah holds a shot contest at the Pourhouse.
Geoff, Easton, Mariah, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Jaime, Joey, Eleanor


2019-07-08 - Uncomfortable Afternoon
The Kelly brothers come around to make sure Itzhak's on the job.
Itzhak, Jaime, Joey


2019-07-07 - Drunk And Awkward
Itzhak can always be counted on to make shit awkward.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-07-07 - Drunk and Awkward Walk and Talk
Itzhak and August step outside to talk.
Itzhak, August


2019-07-06 - Got Any Babka?
Itzhak gets the word on a honest to goodness Jewish bakery and goes to inspect it. And he finds weird. Because what else is in this town?
Itzhak, Minerva


2019-07-04 - Bristling
August and Itzhak piss one another off, show off, and discuss some points of Glimmer.
Itzhak, August


2019-07-03 - A Piteousness of Doves
Finch calls on Mister Rosencrantz to see if her Gran's ancient car can be resurrected to spare her from further flooding bus stop adventures.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch


2019-07-01 - Mulch Ado About Nothing
Out on a Limb get to repairing trees damaged in the downtown explosion; Itzhak wanders by.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-06-28 - It's Totally Not A Chop Shop
Itzhak receives a new customer.
Itzhak, August


2019-06-28 - Pawn or Queen
Rebecca and Itzhak have a chance meeting in the pawn shop, and an unlikely friendship is born.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2022-06-07 - The Beautiful Lady Without Mercy
_O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,_%r_Alone and palely loitering?_%r_The sedge has withered from the lake,_%r_And no birds sing._
Itzhak, Everett, Ravn, Una, Della, Charity


2022-05-03 - The Revenge of Jimmy Red Deer
Four Fish & Wildlife Officers as well as a real estate agent went missing near Humptulips. Were they really eaten by bears? By Raistlin Majere?
Itzhak, Zara, Ravn, Monroe, Ava, Deacon


2022-03-26 - How Beaver Stole Fire
At the dawn of time, Coyote stole fire from the evil spirits. And because Coyote did this, fire ended up in the possession of the trees. The trees did not feel like sharing.
Itzhak, Ravn, Una, Jules, Ariadne, Leila


2021-11-27 - Unlikely Babysitters
It's not quite the babysitters club here.%r%rThe baby DOES live though so... there is that?
Itzhak, Ravn, Isi


2021-06-09 - But What About the Boardwalk? (Sixteen Tons)
A storm is coming and the weather guys are advising folks to power up their generators and maybe buy some sand bags. But what about the people who live under the boardwalk pier? And what about the things out there, in the storm, that feed on people who live under the boardwalk pier?%r%rVolunteers from the HOPE centre are trying to get vulnerable folks settled into the high school gym hall while the worst of the storm rages, but in Gray Harbor, it's obviously not just a matter of blankets and soup.
Nicole, Aidan, Lyric, Itzhak, Everett, Ravn, Conner


2021-05-22 - Resonance
There were once three Books of the Art, and one of them was shattered into a thousand pieces. Shattered...but not obliterated. Eventually, reassembled.%r%rAnd what goes around, comes around.
Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Eleanor, Grant, Devlin, Joseph


2021-04-18 - Rock Me Baby
You've done karaoke and you've shown off your skill -- be it singing, or playing an instrument, stand-up comedy, or something else entirely. What it is exactly is not the issue at hand. What is the issue at hand is that talent scouts exist, and one spotted you.%r%rThat's all well and good, except the talent scout works for someone ... not quite ordinary ... and in Gray Harbor, 'not quite ordinary' is inevitably bad news.
Itzhak, Everett, Park, Rekani, Ravn


2021-02-16 - Earthshine
In a snow-filled clearing stands a shadowy door; its frame a dusky, pearly gray, the door itself gleaming black, the handle bright silver. Some might remember this door, others might not.%r%rWhere will it lead this time?
Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Grant, Devlin, Joseph


2021-01-13 - The Little White Dress
Janet's Opinionated boyfriend has a few things to say about the way she dresses. While this is undoubtedly very important to Janet and her future relationship with said boyfriend, everyone else is a little busy looking down themselves and wondering why they have boobs -- or why they seem to have something else instead. Mayhem is certain to ensue.
Vyv, Itzhak, Kailey, Grant, Ravn


2021-01-02 - Just Gonna Keep On Walking
//You forgot to lock the door, babe//%r//You didn't give me no food//%r//If you wanna kill a flower//%r//You got to grab it by the root//%r%r[Gotta get away from you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOObPHILl5U)
Gina, Itzhak, August, Ravn


2020-12-06 - City vs the Citizens: Finale
The battle is over. The city is freed, and as many citizens as could be rescued have been. As the citizens prepare to set out on a quest for somewhere else to live, they have some final things to attend to. %r%rFor example, the members of the High Council whom they managed to capture. How shall they be punished?
Byron, Lilith, Vyv, Itzhak, August, Eleanor, Grant, Devlin


2020-11-30 - City vs the Citizens: Run Like Hell
The Creature has been freed, in body and in mind. The citizens have had their greatest impediments--the Harvesters and Drones--removed. All that's left, then, is to run like hell.
Easton, Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Kailey, Grant, Devlin


2020-11-14 - The City vs the Citizens: Breaking the Law
In order to free the City, the security systems keeping her--and her citizens--in check must be disabled. There's a primary location from which the Harvesters and drones are managed; destroying, or at least damaging, this location will cripple these units. And it might allow our heroes a chance to free some prisoners...
Byron, Lilith, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Everett, Devlin, Joseph


2020-11-11 - Escape from Gilligan's Island
The title kind of says it all.%r%r(also we broke combat again because GAME-IVERSARY)
KarmaBum, AlmightyMe, Aidan, Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Kailey


2020-10-15 - Teenaged Wasteland V: Meddling Kids
It's no secret that Teddy S. Addington Memorial High is...weird. Everyone knows that. You can't be here more than a couple of days without figuring that out. That, or you disappear, and weirdly no one wonders about it.%r%rBut something weirder than usual is going on. George Rollins, one of the math teachers--the only tolerable one--has had a substitute for over a week. Rumor is his car has been sitting in the parking lot, but is always moving spots. His substitutes give evasive answers about why he's not in or why his car is there when he's not. So...where is he? And why are the staff not doing anything about it?%r%rA group of his students isn't taking this lying down. They're going to get to the bottom of his disappearance. ...they need good grades to get into a decent college, after all.
Gina, Itzhak, August, Kailey, Leon, Ravn


2020-10-09 - Teenaged Wasteland III: Prom
Prom night is here! Who came stag, who came with someone on their arm? Who helped set all this up? Who spiked the punch? But most of all--will the Prom Queen and King try to eat the Court? %r%r...or will the school administration beat them to it?
Nicole, Alexander, Byron, Lilith, Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Joseph, Cecil, Atli, Vic


2020-09-20 - Teenaged Wasteland I: Making the Grade
Mr. A, Addington High's beloved history teacher, must save his class from a school turned Upside Down. Outside something horrible awaits. Inside the halls are filled with danger: the other teachers have turned into monstrous things; shadowy ugliness grows along the floor and in the walls; some of these kids aren't his students, they're vicious mimics looking for an easy meal.%r%rActually, none of these kids are his students, because Alexander Clayton didn't teach social studies, or Gov & Econ, or AP US History, damnit. Why will no one listen to him about that??%r%rYet some of these kids look awful familiar. He's pretty sure he knows them from somewhere.
Nicole, Alexander, Byron, Lilith, Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph, Cecil


2020-09-09 - 99 Red (Green? Blue? Yellow?!) Balloons Go By
Flash the message "something's out there!"%rFloating in the summer sky%rNinety-nine red balloons go by%r
AlmightyMe, Alexander, Itzhak, August, Isabella


2020-08-09 - The Power Gauntlet (Phase Two)
Another trio of empowered GH denizens are pulled into a Dark Dream that has a disturbing premise and reeks of foreboding.
Lilith, Bennie, Ignacio, Itzhak


2020-07-23 - Heartblood
Itzhak receives his payment for the assassination of the wizard Griffin of the Inner Circle.
Itzhak, August


2020-07-20 - Worse, or BETTER?
And if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice...%r%rThere are two choices for a town held hostage by opposing forces, both of them bad. Which one will be chosen? Neither? ...both?
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joey, Cristobal, Devlin


2020-06-23 - Quick, to the Library!
Grant, Itzhak, and Vyv summon the Interplane Library to look for a book. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Vyv, Itzhak, August, Grant


2020-05-22 - Xenophobia: Planetfall
Four Gray Harbor men find themselves given uncomfortable roles in a deadly situation, on a ship named //Patusan.//
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joseph


2020-05-09 - Door Into Moonlight
In dark forest, in a gloomy clearing, there stands a door of silvery, uncertain light. And where does it lead?%r%rWhat a truly, excellent question...
Stephanie, Erin, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joey, Everett


2020-04-22 - The Choice
The city is consumed by chaos, and hard choices must be made. Do they quell the violence and maintain the status quo? Do they support the revolutionaries and their movement? Do they overthrow the government and let the people decide? Or something else entirely?
Erin, Byron, Lilith, Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Rebecca, Grant


2020-03-29 - I Predict A Riot
In a city which is a mix of magic and technology, trouble is brewing. Rumors run rampant about the real nature of the city's origins. The City Guard is trying to keep a lid on things, but with things rapidly approaching a boiling point, how long can they keep the peace?
Byron, Vyv, Itzhak, August, Grant, Devlin


2020-02-25 - In a Dry Land
If de la Vega wants to break free of the man who's controlling him, he first must face some things about himself which might not be very comfortable to look upon.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August


2020-02-19 - Wish
_I wish I was a hunter_%r_in search of different food_%r_I wish I was the animal_%r_which fits into that mood_
Stephanie, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Roxy, Grant, Esme


2020-02-09 - Tarot of Terror II
Strange tarot cards and a strange room. What more could you ask for?!
Stephanie, Diana, Itzhak, August, Kelsey, Alison


2020-01-22 - To the victor goes the shitty trophy.
Instead of getting to see a Mad Max, folks find themselves dragged to the Other Side, where they run into some old... uh... "friends." Ruiz and Joey fight like bosses! But only one of them gets a totally awesome trophy.
KarmaBum, Byron, Lilith, Ruiz, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Joey, Kelsey, Lalo, Joseph


2020-01-16 - West of the Moon Part I
Ruiz and Itzhak are going about their business, and then, they're going about //Their// business.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August


2019-11-21 - A Portland Excursion: Psalms of Air and Darkness
The Portland Crew decide to check out the Veil int he Shanghai Tunnels. It's not what they expect.
Erin, Ruiz, Isolde, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Eleanor


2019-10-28 - Family Matters
The Scooby Gang gets an appointment to speak with Finch's Great Auntie Starling, the last murderbird taken down by the Harpy Curse.
Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-10-18 - Bronze, Gold, and Silver
August is thrown into a place where his healing can upend the world.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-11 - Take Me On
Veil fever dreams take a weird weird terms. A-Ha video erupts over Hot Wheels matchbox cars, Tiny model men try to hunt Ignacio and steal a car. Finch gets a ride from a chance encounter to follow the clues to find her errant author. Ignacio, where is your head at man?! Why are your toys trying to kill you?
Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2019-10-03 - The Twilight Forest
What evil ate its root, what blight, what ugly thing, let the mole say, the bird sing; Or the white worm behind the shedding bark tick in the dark.
Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, August


2019-09-25 - The Oubliette
With every new discovery, there is risk, and there are consequences.
Isolde, Itzhak, August


2022-05-28 - Our Secret Selves
Who doesn't love a masked ball? The Grand Olympic Casino kicks off the last weekend before Pride Month with a Venetian masked ball on the theme: Our Secret Selves!%r%rThe doors are open. The ticket fee is modest; a substantial part of it will go towards a Seattle-based organisation for supporting LGBQTIA+ youth. (Any rumours of money laundering originate from jealous competitors).%r%rTime to let your inner peacock out. Be careful with the fruit pastries.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Rhys, Joseph, Ravn, Perdita, Monroe, Una, Jules, Della, Ariadne, Ava, Mikaere, Deacon


2022-04-05 - Dead Fish Tell No Tales
The tourist season is about to begin! Climb aboard with Captain Chris Long as he takes you on a journey down the scenic coastline of Gray Harbor and the Bay. Whether you're looking for a day of fishing or just want to relax on the water, Captain Chris will give you a great trip and a memory that will last a lifetime!%r%rOr so the flyer says.
Itzhak, Finch, Ravn, Ariadne, Gabby, Mikaere


2022-02-28 - Man-Sized Bird ... Creature ... Something
Don't go near the abandoned saw mill. It's the warning of a thousand mothers of Gray Harbor to their kids exploring the woods. It's the warning to tourists and hikers alike; the old saw mill is dangerous. Some people say it's haunted, but really, the building is on the verge of collapse, and it's unsafe as hell. Just don't go there. And while you're at it, don't stick around Gray Pond at night either.%r%rSo what do you do, when there's a card in your mail box, addressed to you by name. It reads, in neat hand-written calligraphy, "The Old Mill, Tonight, at Midnight."%r%rAre you going?
Itzhak, Kailey, Ravn, Conner, Vittoria, Ava


2022-01-16 - Seven O'Clock to Belgrade
The 7:00 train to Belgrade must depart on time, and with one very special passenger. A few people are pulled into a Dream to try to stop it.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Joseph, Vic, Ravn, KC


2022-01-16 - The Second Oldest Profession
It's a beautiful day in the woods. Is there ever a nice, tranquil day in Firefly Forest? Does a bear ride a unicycle in the woods?
Aidan, Itzhak, Garrett, Ravn, Isi, Monroe


2021-05-05 - Bar House Brawl
A couple Addingtons crash the Pourhouse looking to rough up some guy named Vince Bauer. Gray Harbor Protection Squad doesn't really see it going that way. Things go a little pear shaped.%r%rBut really, they were just waiting for quesadillas...
Cassidy, Itzhak, August, Joey, Jens, Devlin, Leon, Vic, Fern


2021-04-24 - The Sacking of the Hardware Store
A few Gray Harborites happen to be at the hardware store when some gremlins show up to try to clean it out. Bullets, brain powers, and merchandise fly. It's a big goddamn mess.
Easton, Abitha, Itzhak, Hyacinth, Conner


2021-03-27 - Calling the Conifers...Corners...Whatever.
They say the Firefly Forest is haunted. Usually it's not by the living. While kicking through the trails you hear...chanting? Yeah. That shit always turns out great doesn't it? And this fog is SO not helping here!!!%r%rWelcome to Gray harbor.%r%r(OMG is someone chanting the damn typo!? Dammit Marcy! 😖 )
Nicole, Aidan, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey, Ravn, Conner


2021-03-20 - Fortunes in the Garden III
The old woman returns to Addington Park, near the Venetian Garden, offering to read three tarot cards in exchange for a small fee. %r%rCare to see what the cards have in store for you?
Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Roxy, Grant, Joseph, Ravn, Casey, Conner, Perdita, Kitty


2021-02-08 - Dungeons and Dreamers II
Several Gray Harbor Residents stumble through an underwater hellscape, led by mysterious song. This isn't the first time something has drawn residents, and it won't be the last.
Ruiz, Itzhak, Maggi, Leon, Ravn, Kyle, Turner, Xavier


2021-01-28 - Fortunes in the Garden
On a chilly late January morning, an old woman sets up a simple card table in the Venetian garden in Addington Park. She's offering to read people's cards, for a small free.%r%rWhy not come have your fortune read?
Vyv, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Roxy, Devlin, Rekani, Ravn, Kyle


2021-01-26 - ...The Bad...& it's Getting Uglier
A meeting at a secret location does not go as planned. Rule number one, Reyes, don't touch our civilians and what did you go do?? Mmhmm. He's also parked in the 'Expectant Mothers' parking spot too. Crime lords are real jerks.
Seth, Byron, Lilith, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Joey, Rhys, Joseph, Cecil, Vic, Ravn


2021-01-16 - Fistful of Dollars
Felix's crew are tired of these invaders, and put together an operation to hit back, and capture Daryl du Bois, a middleman who, rumor holds, knows where Reyes' main hideout is.
Seth, Alexander, Itzhak, Joey, Cristobal, Rhys, Vic


2021-01-12 - Crates By The Ocean
Mysterious crates wash up on Gray Harbor's beaches. (An open, low-key event! Feel free to wander in and out as you like over the next 24 hours or so. 3PR.)
Seth, Diana, Aidan, Alexander, Gina, Bennie, Ruiz, Isolde, Itzhak, Finch, August, Eleanor, Grant, Devlin, Joseph, Vic, Ravn


2021-01-11 - Shiny and Chrome
What began as a mundane daily drive ends up as a foray into a post-apocalyptic desert wasteland....and a chance to ride eternal on the Fury Road.
Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, Joey, Kailey, Joseph


2020-10-11 - The World Through Green Eyes
There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a small, terrified creature with the power to fight back. Or, if you prefer, the story of how Eleanor Roen ended up riding an enraged guinea pig down the street, yelling about Freeeeeeeeeedom!
Aidan, Ruiz, Dahlia, Ignacio, Itzhak, August, Eleanor, Kailey, Ravn


2020-09-24 - The collection.
All the strange things the Collector has acquired as part of the Mandela Effect.
KarmaBum, AlmightyMe, Alexander, Byron, Lilith, Itzhak, Isabella, Rekani


2020-09-13 - The Descent of Kukulcán
Some Dreamers get pulled into a war between the gods, and conscripted to help fight their battle.
Ruiz, Dahlia, Itzhak, August, Grant, Joseph, Ravn


2020-08-13 - Castles In The Sand
Gray Harbor residents gather on the beach for a day of sandcastle building, cookouts, surf lessons and more hosted by the National Park Service. Things quickly turn gory and disturbing as the disfigured body of a park ranger is unearthed beneath a sandcastle.
Aidan, Itzhak, Maggi, Leon, Niall, Ravn


2020-08-01 - Factum fieri infectum non potest
St. Mary's newest installation attracts some unwelcome attention.
Ruiz, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Vic, Ravn


2020-05-19 - Go Fish: Casino Grand Opening
After so many delays that it would be comical if there wasn't, like, murder and stuff involved... The Grand Olympic Casino finally has its Grand Opening one evening in May! All proceeds from the night will be donated to the Cutthroat Trout Preservation Fund...
KarmaBum, AlmightyMe, Geoff, Nicole, Erin, Graham, Easton, Byron, Clarissa, Lilith, Bennie, Harper, Jessica, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Joey, Eleanor, Rhys, Joseph, Kim


2020-04-05 - Karaoke @ The Pourhouse
It's a wonderful day for Karaoke.
Nicole, Mariah, Ruiz, Isolde, Abitha, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Rebecca, Joey, Everett, Tyrone, Sparrow, Alison, Kailey, Rhys, Joseph


2020-02-29 - Hyaversary!
It's Hyacinth Addington's birthday! People come to eat delicious cake, pay appropriate tribute, and debate whether she's turning 36 or 9... and old leap year traditions, er, leap out at them.
Erin, Vyv, Justin, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Everett, Eleanor, Anne, Patrick, Atli, Katy, Rekani


2020-01-11 - LGBT Night Out
Gray Harbor's LGBT crew comes out for drinking and dancing and being gay. #gayharbor%r%rHeteros welcome, with the caveat that you might be flirted with and/or see same sex affection. Everyone is required to be cool. <3
Diana, Easton, Bennie, Cole, Vyv, Ruiz, Isolde, Abitha, Itzhak, August, Abby, Sparrow, Giada, Cristobal, Kai, Alison, Grant, James, Hera, Tor, Maggi, Joseph, Kim


2019-12-31 - Gatsby Ball New Year's Eve Party
A fair portion of Gray Harbor meets to ring in the New Year in style! 1920s style, that is. Gray Harbor Historical Society has thrown a big gala bash at Addington House and encouraged everyone to show up in their best 1920s glamour, raising money to help rebuild some of the historical buildings that were damaged by a gas explosion a few months ago. But was it, as advertised, the bee's knees?
Stephanie, Eli, Alexander, Sutton, Byron, Clarissa, Carver, Lilith, Vyv, Ruiz, Genevieve, Justin, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Rebecca, Hyacinth, Eleanor, Ciprian, Andy, Hera, Devlin, Anne, Patrick, Maggi, Leon, Beth


2019-12-23 - Trailer Park Pig Roast
Most of a decade, slip 24 in Huckleberry is quiet. Christmas lights look phenomenal, and carolers get eggnog, candy bags, and a fire pit in the yard to warm up if the need.%rThis year... It's a family vent (not Maggie Moore) the Rivera's are coming. Their gonna roast a pig. There's gonna be movies. It's to be a blasty blast and Thewlis Moore will be in the center the storm! %rAMAZING!!! %r%rThere was butt pinching, and so much Spanish, people on roofs, drinking... likely some making out behind the house. Someone probably got a lampshade hat. Viva!
Nicole, Ruiz, Itzhak, Rebecca, Alison, Grant, Juniper, Hera, Jade, Thewlis


2019-11-18 - A Portland Excursion: Turf Dispute
A group of Gray Harborites heads to Portland, OR to check out the Veil down there and talk to some Glimmer folks.
Erin, Vyv, Ruiz, Isolde, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Eleanor


2019-11-03 - Dia De Los Muertos
The Day of the Dead is celebrated on the Boardwalk. And the Dead can dance.
Erin, Diana, Julia, Elise, Graham, Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, Everett, Rhys, James


2019-10-31 - Masquerade: Midnight in the Garden
The Venetian Garden becomes a very different garden in the mists.
Clarissa, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Rebecca, Andy, Grant


2019-10-26 - Fight Club Chapter 1
This is the event tonight for criminal fighting, illegal betting, and knowing there's certain rules being followed in the underworld. If you can manage to not talk about it... Welcome to Fight Club.
Nicole, Julia, Easton, Sutton, Lex, Ruiz, Itzhak, Minerva, Jaime, Joey, Everett, Poe, Cristobal, Roxy, Shauna, Rhys, Grace, Kass


2019-10-24 - Karaoke At The Pourhouse
It's time to SING!
Gabriel, Nicole, Cassidy, Easton, Mariah, Sutton, Ruiz, Lyric, Ignacio, Itzhak, August, Everett, Eleanor, Cristobal, Scott, Ico, Rhys, Marion, Kass, Hera


2019-10-12 - It's So Hard To Say Goodbye
Actually, it really isn't. So long & thanks for all the fish, Billy
KarmaBum, AlmightyMe, Erin, Margaret, Thomas, Alexander, Easton, Sutton, Byron, Lilith, Bennie, Vyv, Ruiz, Vivian, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Rebecca, Hyacinth, Minerva


2019-09-22 - The Exorcism Of Billy The Ghoul
Everyone gets a parting gift once Billy is 'trapped' in the case.
KarmaBum, AlmightyMe, Erin, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Minerva


2019-09-15 - You. Shiiiiiine.
Easton's bar gets some giggling visitors. Mysteries continue to build around these strange, violent creatures -- and a man who has been at both attacks. Poor Lou.
Julia, Magnolia, Easton, Isolde, Itzhak, August, Joey, Ash, Eleanor


2019-09-10 - The Exorcist
They should've just buried the bones from the get-go.
KarmaBum, AlmightyMe, Erin, Alexander, Byron, Lilith, Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Rebecca, Hyacinth, Minerva


2019-09-09 - Heh. Heh-heh. Hehe-heh.
Bayside Apartments gets some visitors. They're a total laugh.
Magnolia, Sutton, Byron, Lilith, Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-09-06 - Amateur Night at the Platinum Cabaret
Come one, come all, shimmy your body and take off your clothes! Waivers available at the door.. don't fall of the stage please.
Nicole, Greg, Ruiz, Lyric, Dahlia, Itzhak, Jaime, Joey, Everett, Love, Blake, Antonio, Alfie, Sparrow, Zoiya, Park, Dylan, Roxy


2019-08-25 - Clever Girls
There's something in Firefly Forest, and something stalking that something. But which is which?
Lilith, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August, Minerva


2019-08-16 - Bar Trivia
Mayhem, Bar trivia, and Ully apparently causing havoc in coming up with these questions. Ignacio says we'll get through this!
Julia, Easton, Bennie, Isolde, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August, Minerva, Evie


2019-08-14 - Here Kitty Kitty
Davida just wants to find her kitty.
Isolde, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August, Abby


2019-08-01 - Let's Be Buddies!
The group is lingering around Gray Pond after deciding to check out rumors about the alligator monster. They find a not-alligator monster with some personality issues. Everything's fineeeee.
Lyric, Dahlia, Itzhak, August, Joey


2019-07-27 - Platinum Cabaret Grand Opening
Booze, boobs and a lot of shenanigans.
Geoff, Erin, Aidan, Declan, Easton, Jonathan, Sutton, Bennie, Ruiz, Lyric, Dahlia, Itzhak, Antonio, Dante, Zoiya


2019-07-23 - Murray House Meeting
Minerva and Mickey gather people to talk on the Murray House.
Easton, Cole, Isolde, Lyric, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August, Minerva


2019-07-17 - Carry the Sun
A raccoon steals Itzhak's bow. And then things get //really// interesting...
Itzhak, August


2019-07-14 - When Water Runs Red
A day at the beach ends in a dead dog and a scared child. And people decide to fight the unknown. With their fists.
Julia, Edison, Lyric, Itzhak, August, Minerva, Love


2019-07-05 - Going Through The Door
The Murray House releases it's latest victim.
Easton, Cole, Penny, Isolde, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2022-05-11 - Neighbour Of The Beast
Movies and books always tell you what it's like, facing down with the big bad and winning in the end. They never go into much depth with the //little// bads.
Aidan, Itzhak, Everett, Joseph, Ravn, Turner, Perdita, Monroe, Una, Jules, Della, Ariadne, Ava, Mikaere, Robin, Nicasia, Charity


2022-04-17 - The Second Rule Is Bring Your Own Butter
The lobster fighting season begins! Bring your own combat crustacean to a shady warehouse on the docks. Or wander past with a beer to shake your head. Look, those two guys over there are police officers and even //they// think this is too silly to make a fuss about. Also, Officer Penn owns last year's champion, Mac the Claw.
Itzhak, Rhys, Ravn, Una, Jules, Della, Ariadne, Gabby, Mikaere, Bayin


2022-03-26 - Open House Day at Addington House
[Addington House](https://gray-harbor.com/location/96). Once the actual residence of the Addington family, now part museum, part event location, part archive, and part active business. Open to the public by prior arrangement and through guided tours -- and today, as an Open House event; the tourist season is just around the corner and the year's new tour guides need a dress rehearsal (most of them are college students, it's not like they've been under fire like this before).%r%rIt's a good day to check things out and ask questions. You know, if you have reason to do something like that. For whatever reason.
Itzhak, Ravn, Monroe, Houston, Una, Jules, Della, Ava, Leila


2021-03-17 - Open Vignette: Mad as the Mists
OPEN VIGNETTE: Mad as the Mists%r%rOn the morning of March 16th, 2021, Gray Harbor residents awaken to the sound of fog horns out in the bay and a fog advisory for the county coastline on their phones. This isn't too much of a surprise in late winter, as the fog is often heaviest in Spring and Fall. Still, this is particularly dense fog and mist. Meteorologists are astounded, and predicting it will last at least a handful of days, maybe even a week. Visibility in some places is reduced to only a few feet.%r%rBut this is Gray Harbor, so this is no ordinary mist. Anyone with Glimmer can feel something is up. Worse yet, they can see, hear, and smell it too. They're sensing things in the fog, extraordinary and unnatural things: dead and Lost people, mysterious beings, smells and sounds from other places and times, impossible landscapes lingering just out of view. Are these short Dreams, coming and going? Is the Veil even thinner than before? Or is something else afoot? Hard to say.%r%rSo: what befell your character during the week of fog?%r%r(An open vignette scene to accompany [the fog](https://gray-harbor.com/forum/1/1289).)
Vyv, Itzhak, August, Everett, Kailey, Rhys, Grant, Ravn


2020-08-26 - Lake and Roen Bridal Shower/Stag Party
In which numerous denizens of Gray Harbor carpool up to Seattle to party. (Open until 2/23 by request!) COME FORTH AND VIGNETTE!!
Alexander, Vyv, Ruiz, Abitha, Ignacio, Itzhak, August, Hyacinth, Eleanor, Cristobal, Joseph, Rekani


2020-08-19 - What If?, Rosencrantz Edition
The thrilling conclusion: what would happen to Itzhak if he'd made a different choice?
Itzhak


2020-08-06 - Open Vignette - That was a freebie.
**Open Vignette.** Write about a single instance in your character's life that they would (or should) do over again if they could, and how that would change them today. (Closes around 5pm Pacific on 2/5/2020.)
KarmaBum, Erin, Elise, Graham, Aidan, Alexander, Byron, Lilith, Vyv, Abitha, Itzhak, August, Joey, Everett, Eleanor, Kailey, Esme, Devlin, Tor, Patrick, Leon, Atli, Ainslie, Vic, Renata, Ravn


2020-01-01 - Old Year's Eve
It's a vignette scene! But there's a tweeest. %r%rThis scene is going to be a collection of character's most memorable New Year's Eve memories, one per character. This is going to be fodder for these vignettes to be cut up, spliced and re-used for GMed Dream scenes in the future for other characters. So if you are writing up a vignette for this scene please be aware that it will possibly be used and mangled into something new for future use. I will re-check with people before using their stories for scenes though. %r%rAnd I will leave this up for a few days for people.
Nicole, Tobin, Aidan, Alexander, Easton, Byron, Clarissa, Elias, Vyv, Isolde, Ignacio, Justin, Itzhak, Finch, August, Isabella, Rebecca, Everett, Eleanor, Ciprian, Dante, Roxy, Kass, Yule, Patrick, Leon, Beth, Katy


2019-12-21 - #snowharbor2019
The snow has hit Gray Harbor, and it's hitting hard. Perfect time to build a few snowmen!%r%r(Open vignette - open for a few days. Post your character building a snowman, or anything else in the snow that suits your fancy. If you'd like to submit your creation for the IC prize (yes, there is an actual prize!), then include a bit about submitting it to Friendzone with the hashtag.)
AlmightyMe, Nicole, Elise, Graham, Aidan, Alexander, Sutton, Byron, Clarissa, Lilith, Bennie, Lex, Vyv, Abitha, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August, Isabella, Joey, Everett, Eleanor, Ciprian, Sparrow, Poe, Rhys, Grant, Jacob, Noelle, James, Yule, Anne, Lalo, Beth


2019-11-28 - Thankful for...
**Open vignette scene.** Feel free to share a snippet of your character's Turkey Day. Could be anything - something that happens/ed off-camera, a character you didn't get a chance to play, a misty water-colored memory, whatever's clever. Note that this isn't a "live" scene in the traditional sense; just a collection of vignettes around a common theme. I'll be leaving it open until Friday the 16th at around 4:30 PM Pacific / 7:30 PM Eastern.
KarmaBum, Nicole, Cassidy, Erin, Greg, Elise, Graham, Eli, Tobin, Aidan, Alexander, Easton, Sutton, Byron, Gina, Clarissa, Carver, Lilith, Elias, Cole, Lex, Vyv, Andi, Ruiz, Abitha, Mark, Lucinda, Genevieve, Lyric, Ignacio, Justin, Itzhak, Finch, August, Isabella, Rebecca, Hyacinth, Minerva, Jaime, Joey, Everett, Eleanor, Maddie, Love, Duncan, Tyrone, Abby, Sparrow, Zoiya, Tillie, Nathan, Harvey, Hailey, Carter, Andy, Roxy, Viktor, Shauna, Kailey, Rhys, Daisy, Grant, Jacob, Noelle, Martel, Yule, Anne, Patrick, Reese, Libby


2019-10-07 - Don't Leave Me
Some time after he and Isolde got pulled Over There, Itzhak has a dream.
Itzhak


2019-10-03 - Lemon Water
Rebecca stops by Steelhead to make sure Lemondrop (played by Itzhak) has water and is all right.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2019-09-27 - Captain Tripps
Stephanie is sure Itzhak is //fine.//
Itzhak


2019-08-20 - Not Telling
Itzhak doesn't text August.
Itzhak


2019-07-11 - Sympathy for Mr. Murray
The Murray House slips into Itzhak's dreams.
Itzhak


2016-11-06 - 1000 Days Ago
1000 days ago was November 6, 2016. What was your character doing just under three years ago? This is an "open vignette" scene - not a normal scene, so don't be intimidated by the number of participants. Pop in, share a little glimpse of what your character was doing.
KarmaBum, Violet, Alex, Erin, Julia, Elise, Graham, Eli, Tobin, Aidan, Magnolia, Kevin, Alexander, Easton, Mariah, Jonathan, Sutton, Byron, Carver, Lilith, Bennie, Elias, Cole, Lex, Penny, Harper, Vyv, Andi, Ruiz, Isolde, Lucinda, Genevieve, Lyric, Dahlia, Ignacio, Justin, Itzhak, Finch, August, Isabella, Tyler, Rebecca, Hyacinth, Minerva, Jaime, Joey, Everett, Eleanor, Maddie, Rick, Love, Duncan, Abby, Sparrow, Dante, Zoiya, Kelsey


2022-05-04 - There's Always A White Boy
In which two Yids and a Danish guy are just trying to have a burger but somebody has a score to settle with whoever's nearby. Also, May the Fourth is a splendid day to fight over //Star Wars// on.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-02-23 - The Border
has a slightly different meaning when in Gray Harbor.
Itzhak, Joseph, Perdita


2021-01-08 - About A Girl
Gray Harbor welcomed Ravn Abildgaard back with his rather deceased ex-fiancee trying to murder a few people and ending up decorating most of the inside of the Black Bear Diner in turn. He's got a few hangups about that, and maybe talking a few things through with a friend might help.%r%rAlso, he needs a car.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-10-31 - Halloween Midnight Skate
For those not winding up down at the rave on the beach there's skating, a DJ, and a costumed noise ordinance violation going on!
Vyv, Ruiz, Itzhak, Grant, Ginger, Ravn


2020-10-17 - That One Time in the Band Room
You think you can find a few quiet moments to practise in, and then some idiot American kid comes running in and decides to go all //competitive// on your backside. I hate this country.%r%rOr, another teenage nightmare that probably never happened, but as far as the Veil is concerned, misery is misery, and misery should never be wasted.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-10-15 - Nosey New Neighbors
An unexpectedly busy moment after the lunch rush.
Gina, Ruiz, Itzhak, Ravn, Ifra


2020-08-23 - The Soul Might Be Like This
In which August and Itzhak return from the bachelor party.
Itzhak, August


2020-08-14 - Duelling Violins
//Fire on the mountain, run boys run//%r//The devil's in the house of the rising sun//%r//Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough//%r//Granny does your dog bite, no child no//%r%rA couple of violinists work out a couple of things.
Itzhak, Ravn


2022-04-30 - I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It
Third time's the charm.
Itzhak, Ravn


2022-04-23 - Cross My Heart (Who's Neurotic, You're Neurotic)
Ravn has questions. Help him, Itzhak Kenobi, you're his only hope.
Itzhak, Ravn


2022-03-31 - Have You Ever Wrestled a Bear
Just how many types of bears are there?
Itzhak, Ava


2022-03-13 - Snickerdoodles
All he wanted was to beg a plate of snickerdoodles and yet somehow this became a tour around lage stage capitalism, ridiculous families, the nature of the Veil and the queer community of Gray Harbor, and emotional support violinists.
Itzhak, Ravn, Una


2022-01-17 - Are You Alive?
When you see your best friend go down seconds before you are blown away yourself, at least you can check on 'em in the morning.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-10-13 - About Time, Take Two
Twelve weeks passed and look, the important things here are that Ravn and Hyacinth finally tripped one another up and also OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING TO BE UNCLES. Days of our lives, indeed.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-10-09 - So, uh...
Revelations. Not the Biblical kind. ... maybe.
Itzhak, August, Ravn


2021-06-05 - The Bad Touch (Also, Gremlins Suck)
Text conversations never stay on topic.
Itzhak, August, Ravn


2021-05-09 - The Gossip Queen Society
Somebody got his pitcha in the papeh! Oh, and the Shine is broken again, what's new.
Itzhak, August, Ravn


2021-03-10 - There's A Storm Coming (And We Need To Play a Duet)
Ravn Abildgaard and Itzhak Rosencrantz; gossiping like teenage girls and about as able to stay on topic, too.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-02-27 - Do You Want a Corsage Too
You'd think it'd be less difficult to convince a guy to come eat free food.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-02-01 - Gotham City Is Not All Right
One man's in hospital, the other one's healing at home. Both are miserable, and bored.
Itzhak, Ravn


2021-01-27 - The Small Hours
Three people try to recover from a long, bad day.
Itzhak, August, Ravn


2021-01-02 - Jose Cuervo You Are Not A Friend of Mine
August tries to catch up on what happened while he spent an entire 2 days in Portland.
Ruiz, Itzhak, August


2020-12-30 - Threat Level Red?
Stuck on a plane above the Atlantic, Ravn Abildgaard checks in on Itzhak Rosencrantz after hearing about a New Year's Party that went Dramatic(tm). Existential angst ensues because when does it not.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-12-29 - Eggshells
Some things, once broken, are not easily mended.
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-12-25 - Sweet and Sassy
Ravn Abildgaard worries about architectural play dates. Itzhak Rosencrantz worries about mechanics from the South. One of these instances will probably not involve fruit.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-12-18 - Use Your Words
Late night texts about flesh factories, arguments, people who look like other people have gone at them with baseball bats, when to talk and when to not talk, social class, and winning races.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-11-26 - Sunshine In A Bag
Itzhak texts Alexander losing his shit just a little.
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-11-22 - Minor Panic
Itzhak has things to panic at August about.
Itzhak, August


2020-11-20 - uhm, awkward
Texting with exes is always supes awks.
Isolde, Itzhak


2020-11-13 - Pro Kilt, Anti Dress
Easton and Itzhak have a catch-up, high af text convo that then takes a turn for the ridiculous and the emotional and the awkward apologies.
Alexander, Easton, Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-11-13 - Burn My Phone Come the Morning
Ravn gets the right number texted THIS time.
Itzhak, Ravn


2020-11-13 - Butter Makes Everything Better
Don't inhale the atmosphere and text, folks.
Alexander, Easton, Bennie, Ruiz, Itzhak


2020-11-11 - You Can Make Up Words?
Only the finest in stoned texting conversation.
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-08-02 - Better Texting Through Chemistry
August, high on pain medication and stuck at Addington Memorial, gets hold of his phone.
Alexander, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Isabella, Joseph


2020-08-01 - Text Message Confessional
What starts as a request to learn how to punch devolves into a conversation about relationships.
Itzhak, Dante


2020-06-26 - Missing Persons
Alexander discovers Isabella missing, which is to say Lost, freaks the entire fuck out and texts most of the town.
Alexander, Byron, Ruiz, Itzhak, August, Anne, Joseph


2020-06-23 - Like A Hole In The Head
Alexander and Itzhak catch up a little.
Alexander, Itzhak


2020-06-22 - Are You There, God?
probably not, but Itzhak and Harper talk about it anyway.
Harper, Itzhak


2020-06-02 - Much A-Yelling About An Asylum
In which August rats out everyone to Itzhak about going to the Asylum without him and almost getting dissolved by Dr. Manhattan.
Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, August


2020-05-27 - Can't Be Really Gone
Itzhak texts Bennie back about Easton.
Bennie, Itzhak


2020-05-15 - Post-Freakout Analysis
August and Itzhak have another one of their regular 'wtf was that' text convos. Things are discussed!
Itzhak, August


2020-03-20 - Threats of Friendship
Easton texts Ruiz while Katherine drinks at his bar.%r%rAnd yes there is a fantastic game induced group text misfire in here (or two) so that's why this explodes into a million people.
Easton, Byron, Bennie, Ruiz, Isolde, Ignacio, Itzhak


2020-03-18 - About a Bus
The text August received in TIBS which sent him and Alexander scurrying.
Alexander, Ruiz, Ignacio, Itzhak, Finch, August


2020-03-18 - Fulfillment
August discusses an awkward conversation with Itzhak.
Itzhak, August


2020-03-16 - The Mumford and Sons Stage of Grief
Music for a break up.
Itzhak, August


2020-03-07 - Silkies
Drunken texts (well Easton's drunk anyway)
Easton, Itzhak


2020-03-07 - Why are you here?
Easton has the brilliant idea to drunk text Katherine and clear the air. Interspersed with Itzhak texting him and Easton screwing that up.
Easton, Itzhak, Katherine


2020-03-06 - About That Party
In which various things are discussed.
Itzhak, August


2020-03-03 - It's Raining Men
Itzhak texts Isabella while she's waiting for the results of her dissertation defense.
Itzhak, Isabella


2020-03-02 - ROEN'S GETTING MARRIED
Yeah Leap Year got weird!
Alexander, Easton, Byron, Lilith, Bennie, Ruiz, Isolde, Ignacio, Itzhak, Isabella


2020-02-24 - You Want A What?
A sweet morsel of text in a terrible time. Rebecca tells Itzhak something about the next phase of her life.
Itzhak, Rebecca


2020-02-20 - What is it now?
Well that was a hell of a thing. Itzhak texts Grant after an interrupted attempt to remove a curse in the most ass-backwards way possible. Slivers of evil from splinter curses, rocks to the head, and home baked cookies. It's a Tuesday in Gray Harbor to be certain.
Itzhak, Grant


2020-02-15 - No Pie
Sparrow texts Ruiz to cash in on that pie she's owed, but gets Itzhak instead.
Itzhak, Sparrow


2020-02-12 - Varying Degrees of Okayness
Nobody's really okay right now.
Itzhak, Sparrow


2020-02-12 - A Very Rosencrantz Valentine
August texts Itzhak wondering why he wasn't at karaoke, doesn't get the answer he was expecting.
Itzhak, August


2020-02-07 - Three's Company
Dante asks Itzhak: how the hell does he cope with having three lovers?
Itzhak, Dante


2020-02-06 - Let's Be Monks
Itzhak and Cris text about moony eyes.
Itzhak, Cristobal


2020-02-06 - The Guy On The Book Jacket
Itzhak and Joe text about important stuff like who Joe really is and why Ruiz is like Princess Buttercup.
Itzhak, Joseph


2020-01-19 - The Idiot Dance
Deets are demanded, confusion ensues.
Itzhak, August


2019-12-05 - Kugeleh
Itzhak and Easton chat via text.
Easton, Itzhak


2019-12-01 - You WHAT?
Itzhak and Easton discuss ill-fated encounters, make plans to drink.%r
Easton, Itzhak


2019-11-23 - What's Going On?
Itzhak reaches out to her Imperiousness, Hyacinth Addington, post Chaos to see how she's holding up after the world colapsed with William Ghol.
Itzhak, Hyacinth


2019-11-02 - Just Like Batman
Alexander is totally like Batman! Itzhak says so. No pretty formatting because for the life of me I can't get it to work.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-10-27 - Xylem and Nabisco
How do they work.
Itzhak, August


2019-10-10 - Just A Check In
Minerva texts Itzhak in her Check In Palooza rounds.
Itzhak, Minerva


2019-10-05 - Don't Die. Also Don't Kill
Alexander and Itzhak talk about how things aren't that bad...actually, they are.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-09-15 - ACME Disappearing/Reappearing Ink
Where the hell have you been!?
Ignacio, Itzhak


2019-09-06 - A Crush Crushed
Itzhak gets weepy and dramatic at his pals because sometimes he doesn't know how to emotion right. They remind him he should shut up and thank his lucky stars.
Ignacio, Itzhak, August


2019-08-30 - Devil's Dictionary
Alexander is bored with his cut throat and being in the hospital and all, so texts Itzhak. They talk about men and literature.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-08-15 - Accuracy is Overrated
A little bonding over DM, it's good for the soul.
Alexander, Itzhak


2019-08-12 - Did You Know?
When you're laid up on bed rest there's only so much you can do
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-08-04 - Post Date Gossip Session
August demands deets.
Itzhak, August


2019-08-03 - Two Awkward People Text
Isolde and Itzhak set up a time and place for their date and the real questions are asked. Like, what's your favorite color? and have you ever been on a date before?
Isolde, Itzhak


2019-07-08 - When Weirdos Text
Just a few people scheduling some fun for Saturday.
Itzhak, Minerva